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Nitwit has no hythen. Can't find nitpicking/nit-picking in my desktop dic, but I did find nipple. *snigger*

All this attention seeking thread starting is becoming tiresome...

topfive.com are already getting in the mood... The Top 20 Songs to Play on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 20> I Feel Piratey 19> Paint It, Blackbeard 18> Some Kind of Plunderful 17> No Wench, No Cry 16> Arrrr-E-S-P-E-C-T 15> This Plank Was Made for Walkin' 14> Fight for Your Right to Pillage 13> Me Hearties Will Go On 12> 50 Ways to Cleave Yer Lubber 11> Aye Will Survive 10> Arrrr! You're Lonesome Tonight! 9> Tainted Rum 8> You Arrrr So Booty-ful 7> Who Poured the Grog Out? 6> Hot Pegs 5> Planks for the Enemies 4> Can't Take My Eye Off of You 3> I Guess That's Why They Call 'Em Doubloons 2> Mateys, I'm Amazed and Topfive.com's Number 1 Song to Play on International Talk Like a Pirate Day... 1> I Still Haven't Found What This Hook Is For 34078[/snapback] Top bombing. Especially Arrrrr...E-S-P-E-C-T

I hope you elbowed the bastid. Actually, his story about getting Shearer pissed and accidently slicing one of his toes off is quality.

It's only been a matter of months since O'Neil took time out. If Souness does get the push this season, it won't be O'Neil taking over.

Harsh but fair. 33908[/snapback] Can something be harsh but fair? Surely it's self contradictory? 34024[/snapback] PHRASEIST!

Is that not a normal name? There's no doubt stereotypes come out when you look at children's names. Those 3 example I gave above, all African American. In my experience the Kings & Queens of dodgy names. Anything beats naming your kids after Eastenders characters though. 33991[/snapback] Call me naive but are you from the USA then? It's just I can't imagine any other explanation for the woman next to your girlfriend's mother being African American. I take it she wasn't at the RVI? 34003[/snapback] RACIST! Oh sorry, that was yesterday wasn't it?

I remember late 90's sitting on a bus when some lass shouted at her 4 year old 'OY KEEGAN! SIT DOON!' Somehow, I don't think Souness will catch on.

I remember when we use to laugh at The Slobs when they called the kid 'Frogmella'. Nowadays, that's canny tame.

Aye, he took a lot of shit Atherton for being the captain of a bad side. He also seemed to be the main brunt of fast bowler punishment, McGrath, Donald, Ambrose, Walsh, all seemed to take a dislike to him.

You know what, I believe her. I once had to take some photo's down the local mother and baby group. Had to write down the names of the kids for the photo and I kept having to ask the lasses if they were sure that's how you spell it. 'Aye man ye, B-R-I-T-K-N-E-E..'

Jesus wept tbh

Tell you what, we'll apologise for that if the Pakistan team apologise for the disgusting behaviour of their fans every time it looks like they might get beat...

You sure that's not just the level of education the locals have? 33910[/snapback] Well, I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Our landlord is a twat to get hold of, took him about a month and a half to send me the details I needed to set up a standing order for the rent after he promised 4 times that they were in the post. We discovered pretty much straight away that we're causing a leak downstairs when we have a bath or shower. Both us and the lass downstairs have pestered the bastid for weeks and he's finally sent someone out this morning for a look. Harry Houdini I've renamed him.

You should try working in Byker, the new trend round here is ti name your kid something only slightly off the wall but then spell it totally wrong so it's unique. Like 'Sumer' and 'Tabiffa'.

Harsh but fair.

Well, if it makes you feel better, one of my best mates is getting married on Saturday and I feel fine. Are you sure you haven't just got an eyelash trapped in it?

Yeah, cruel bastid! Seeing as Manchester is south of us, that makes him a cruel southern bastid and therefore a racist or something.

We're all sex offenders as well. Some Londoner on holiday told us we were.

Well, Mr foreskion was right, northerners are more cruel. What's the poor lad done wrong?

You don't know many do you? 33512[/snapback] Honestly i have a few very good friends in the North East, they've always been wonderful to me. But just generally, on my trips to Newcastle, ive always found the natives helpful, friendly and really wam. People dont seem so reserved and uptight. 33524[/snapback] I think being an attractive lady gives you one up on mr foreskin. Much more 'approachable'.

Kids are cruel, doesn't matter which part of the country they come from, they can all be cruel bastids. It's all part of being ignorant.

You don't know many do you?

The voice of experience eh?