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Jesus wept.

Right, cross him off the list...next!

Don't worry, we've got JJ and Milner.

Yes, I notice I put it on the wrong forum. Should be on the shark forum. Can a mod move it?

- Opposition fans will pantomine boo Shearer. - Opposition fans will pantomine boo Bowyer. - West Ham and Wigan fans will bring big away allocations and be noisey. - West Brom's away fans will not be as numerous or as noisey as last year. - Shearer will miss a sitter and have his name chanted. - Ameobi will miss a sitter and be taken out to Leazes Park and shot. - We'll get to the latter stages of either the FA Cup or League Cup before drawing Chelsea/Manure/Arsenal and getting knocked out. - Given will have at least 3 games where he single handedly saves us. - The proper derby games, Tyne-Wear, will be either drawn or won by either side by the odd goal. - We will have an injury crisis. (you could say it's already started) - Robert will be shit against us yet still score a free kick. - Our best three home performances of the season will be battling, gritty up for it performances against Chelsea, Manure, and Arsenal. - Our three worst will be Wigan, West Brom and West Ham. - We'll win Fuck all. Feel free tro add.

He'll score against us like, put your house on it.

Right...just to clear this up one last time. The context I used it, and have always used it, is dealing with a sense of humour bypass. I made a joke about N-O (which I still use btw) being down again. It wasn't a dig. If it's any consolation I really like the Mary on a Moped suggestion.

I've never seen it, which probably makes it shit.

Respect. RIP

With your left hand? 14857[/snapback] I'm left handed smartarse. So with my right. Still an achievement.

My Mrs has terrible periods...bleeds like a harpooned whale...but she's never used it as an excuse for anything. There might be some lasses who use it as a sick day, but probably in the same way anyone tries to get out of work or make an excuse for being late...it just happens to be a good one.

I can build a Lego fort wilst doing it.

Emre knackered, JJ escapes unscathed...where is the justice?

Acorn Antiques was quality like, but Dinnerladies was clever without actually being funny imo.

I've sat watching the sunset at Cafe Del Mar. Don't have the album though, just a part time glory seeker.

I think mine would nowadays be classed as 'ah bless, they let a Year 7 sit them this year.'

That's where they filmed it. As for Supernanny... ..she can put me in the naughty corner anytime.

If it's anything like my results day, you'll turn up at 10:45am, open the results and breath a short sigh of relief that it wasn't as bad as youy thought it would be..then go to the pub round the corner to get away from the lasses crying.

When I worked in a supermarket we had a bloke come in and complain about the Pizzas that were made in store. Said he'd bought the veggie Pizza for his vegeatarian fiance, cooked it for her, and when she bit into it she found a bit of meat. She spent an hour throwing up, saying he'd done it on purpose, before telling him the wedding was off and then packed her stuff and left him. Now, either he was well shot of her, or this was the greatest excuse ever to get a free Pizza.

I like Hoegaarden as well, but is it expensive. Someone I worked with first told me aobut it. Got a bit excited about it, spent all day mumbling 'it's beer...but it's like..white...weird.'

Jesus H Corbett

To be honest I much prefer lager to an alcopop taste wise. I used to like Moscow Mule though 14198[/snapback] After my first taste of alcohol I says to my dad 'uuuuurgh..that's minging.' His reply? 'You don't have to like it, just drink it.' Although I must admit, I do like lager a lot now, can't beat a cold pint.

Too true. That lass last night was awful. They do say you'll love your own but I'm not too sure. Although the only child I actually like is my nephew, which is strange seeing as he's related to my sister.

That's the problem these days, you have these pop tasting drinks that you can drink quickly and are moreish. Stick to lager, it's minging so you'll pace yourself.

Holy Mary mother of Christ was another we used.