OTF

Gayle throwing himself about like Paul Dummett.

Joelinton needs to carry a bucket of sand with him when he plays.

Krafth's attempt at a volley, embarrassing. Honestly we should get Murphy out there.

They've perfectly matched the standard of commentary to the game, as they give their insight and analysis into how much chewing gum Sam Allardyce gets through in a season.

West Brom so bad that they've granted us multiple clearcut chances in the first 15, and Newcastle so bad that we never really looked like taking any of them.

Welcome to the forum Mrs Hendrick.

Who's on the bench? Kuqi, Pancrate, Cacapa, Xisco, Gonzales, Luque and big Andy?

A high standard of football is expected by all as Manchester United host the enigmatic Aston Villa, whilst elsewhere at West Brom an absolute steaming pile of shit is on the menu as fat Steve Bruce brings a Newcastle United team devoid of all attacking flair to even fatter Sam Allardyce's Casa de Long Ball. Team news: Newcastle: Everyone half decent is injured. West Brom: Not quite as bad as Sheffield Utd.

It's hard to fathom that we could have a manager who's both more embarrassing than Joe Kinnear and less tactically aware than John Carver, let alone that he could be in charge for 70+ morbidly dire games. How's the bacon did ya say? It's rotten Steve, that's how the bacon is.

That was a terrible hand ball decision. Can't day I'm too upset about it though.

I'm more excited to see this than watch our next match.

He was rightfully well respected, a sad loss. RIP.

He's a good player to bring off the bench against tired legs, don't think he'll have the same impact if he starts.

Nothing new there. Holy fuck that was close.

It was, prick. Their player, not you.

Great run from Murphy and layed it on the platter for Joelinton.

Great cover tackle by Dummett...I mean Shelvey.

I hope ASM comes off regardless of hiw bad this knock is, can't risk any more damage done.

Essembee, get out the diagram to show that Lascelles did so well there because he only had to move in a straight line. Even an Oil Tanker has a purpose

Lascelles! Nice whipping ball from Fraser.

Exactly. Jose Enrique was 21 when we bought him, came to a foreign league, couldn't speak English and showed a heck of a lot more than Lewis in a similarly under siege team. Lewis doesn't like to defend, he's all over the place and has no confidence. Not saying that he needs to be fully written off, but you can't keep playing someone like that.

I really want to give Lewis the benefit of the doubt, but there's just too much doubt. His defense is terrible.

A couple of ridiculous calls against Willock, thanks Dean.

Such a range of passing!

Almiron hunched over in discomfort, Shelvey passes him the ball.