OTF

Replaced with a cheaper, younger French version.

Has all the right trademarks - Young. - Foreign. - Low wages. - Highly strung and annoyed with club. ...until you get to the asking price.

Before I get tarred I paid AU$300 for it... About £190. Sitting on it now getting my money's worth.

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His football team wear Wolves strip, so does that answer your question? It's the Toon third strip... Or the Dutch strip thanks very much.

what the hell is Jonas blithering on about Classic interview that. She goes there with a couple of key questions in mind, tries to get a response out of Taylor who rightfully doesn't comment on it, then turns to Jonas who can't properly understand what she's asking. Jonas' answer to the final question is classic. Interviewer: Alana Pardew has said you will surprise a few people with your results this season, what do you think of that? Jonas: It is only one game, we have to take it one game at a time. Taylor should suggest that he was merely showing what he would have done to Gervinho if he had been the one slapped.

Ahh to dream.....

Erghh, how dare you come on here and talk about your "love sack", which you "sit on". Worse still you want us to look at pictures of it. What kind of pervert are you, posting pictures of your love sack on the internet? No way am I clicking that link. I did click and all I can say is OzT I hope for your young wife's sake it's a velour one! Bloody expensive bean bags. They're not cheap, but once you sit/lay on one you'll never want to use a regular bean bag again. PLus you never need to change/add beans because they have foam.

To better empathise I have changed my seat as well. Went from a classic bean bag to a LoveSac MovieSac. PS - Not making light of the situation.

1 point The only way is up.

Dunno how they can ignore it. It was a clear red card offence, and certainly on the overseas coverage was repeatedly replayed and commented on. None of the officials spotted it (incredibly) so it wasn't dealt with at the time. A banning will have to be forthcoming. Joey should send Arsene a big bunch of flowers offering his condolences when it happens. Obviously warn all water bottles in the vicinity first.

Overreact much?

Yep, that was a fair goal they disallowed with Carroll. There's no way that if a stoker went down that softly that they'd get a penalty, so there's no way a free-kick should have been given when it was the other way. This was a no win game for me, didn't want either team to get three points so I suppose the result was ok. Sunderland looked ok, a bit toothless up front and Cattermole is obviously a cunt. Some horrible challenges from both sides in this, partly because of the pace the game was played at.

Watched the full game, Enrique played well. Wasn't to blame for the goal - it was lack of marking of Larsson by Flanaghan (who looks shit) that allowed him to hit the shot. Absolute cracking finish.

Our midfield and out strikers were too far apart. Arsenal dictated where on the pitch the game was played, it was shame that we couldn't really impart any influence on the match at all. I would have liked to have seen more patience when we had the ball. The Barton incident was a bit of an embarrassment. He shouldn't have picked up Gervinho, but the ref saw it and acted on it and he only got a yellow so at least there can be not restropective punishment. Obertan had a decent influence when he came on but fizzed out a little. Kind of o be expected for that sort of player. He's bloody quick and a good short passer with the ability to dribble, looks a steal for what we paid. Cabaye's effort was plain to see but a lot of his passing was just a little off. You can tell he has the makings if a good player though, so all said and done it wasn't a bad debut. Tiote's yellow - so frustrating. Absolutely no need for that, and having been largely out of the referees ire earlier on I was hoping he'd come through without a card. Predicted to my mate before hand that he'd pick up a yellow in the 70th minute, so annoyingly I wasn't far off. Watched the Liverpool vs Sunderland match beforehand and have to say that the standard of play was higher and the pace at which the game was played was much more intense.

Blackburn 1-1 Wolves Fulham 0-1 Villa Liverpool 1-0 Sunderland QPR 0-0 Bolton Wigan 1-2 Norwich Toon 1-3 Arsenal Stoke 0-2 Chelsea West Brom 0-3 Man Utd Man City 3-0 Swansea

I saw this thread an thought oh FFS not him again. Was hoping he'd be back with his prediction of us pissing the league. Worked last time anyway.

Delusions or what? In the ''@nufcfans'' office like it's all they do who is @nufcfans ? Only the most professional assembly of top notch journalists and sports analysts in or around or relating to* Newcastle United Football Club. Sheesh! ... Think you've heard them all .... who is @nufcfans!!!!! * - Or in the same country as, or at least nearby.

"Clean up yer dicksplash you little prick!"

Misfits and Outcasts United Ben Arfa - Fell out and demanded an exit. Ba - Quit his club. Failed medical. Dodgy knee. Cabaye - Buy out clause activated. Marveaux - Ran his contract down with injury problems. Simpson - Not good enough at Manure. Obertan - Not good enough at Manure. Williamson - Bought but never played by Portsmouth. Tiote - Yellow card/suspension machine. Ameobi - Noone else would touch him. Barton - Reputation precedes him. Smith - Shit. Gosling - Reneged on verbal contract with his club to leave for more money - whilst injured! Ranger - Discarded by former club for being more trouble than he's worth. Lovenkrands - Well passed his prime. Now linked with: Bendtner - Not good enough for Arsenal. Pieters - Fallen out with club.

So if we overcome the wages, fees and rates then we have a decent chance of being in with a shot of talking to him. On the Pardew scale that's vastly in excess of 100% chance of signing him.

Sounds like Pieters is having a bit of a Barton at PSV. What's the bet it doesn't result in PSV declaring that he can leave for free? Can you pop that in the shite machine CT and give it a spin for me please...

What a joke this turned out to be.

Don't think Bendtner is that slow, but seems lazy so won't get around the pitch as much as you'd like. As much as he's a decent player who would benefit from a consistent run of games any success that he would be able to achieve here would be based on his personal application which is apparently shit. Therefore unless he has matured immensely don't think we'd get much value out of him. Lovelyhands might be happy about it though, so there's immeasurable value there.

Had to get rid of 4 point Ferguson to fit him in my side (in the meantime). Simpson was too good to resist as well at the lowest price for defenders virtually assured of playing when fit.