DanTheMan

Seriously though, you'll find someone! Although working in a maternity ward would put me off kids for life.

I think it's a fair article really. Can't argue with too much.

If I became a teacher, I'd also only want to teach sixth formers. More pay than most uni lecturers, and the students are generally more motivated and disciplined than secondary school kids. Result!

Totally agree Tom, I was also shit at athletics and I'm a perfectly normal child.

Why's that then? I haven't yet done it actually, so that may be why.

If I have the nerve to come to one, given my board reputation, I think Renton should too.

Competitive? To what I am used to from my pub team this was rather like a game of women's football... 160747[/snapback] You say that now, but when I was towering over you on Saturday having kicked your entire arse, it was a very different story. 160751[/snapback] Yep, when having no football ability you do resort to kicking after others. Typical Englishman then. Shame that the match had to be abandoned due to Dantheman's pitch invasion. We still would have had enough time for a penalty shoot out... 160757[/snapback] I was told the game had finished!

Do I get any of the photos now I've attended?

I think you were too busy shaking Papa L's hand and making the impression of a hyperactive weirdo... 160191[/snapback] Sounds like me. I'm canny banter in real life, just wanted to make sure I met anyone in the 5 minutes I was there! 160192[/snapback] Like Annabel Chong with handshakes tbh. We were even all sweating and red-faced. 160194[/snapback] Was doing my best impression of the bloke off Banzai! Next time you do the footy though, I'll come along for the whole thing, if I can find it! Was pottering about Eldon Square for 10 mins trying to find the pitch, like a bloody maze!

I think you were too busy shaking Papa L's hand and making the impression of a hyperactive weirdo... 160191[/snapback] Sounds like me. I'm canny banter in real life, just wanted to make sure I met anyone in the 5 minutes I was there!

Hang on, were you there Isegrim? Did I see you?

Heya everyone. As for me wondering around, don't blame me! I asked the bloke outside the court if they were finished in there, he said you all were so I wandered in! Didn't realise you were still all playing! Sorry I had to rush off as well, was rather bizarre meeting you all. Still dunno who is who, I introduced myself to Papa L 3 times, thinking he was 3 different people! Sorry mate. Next piss-up I'll come properly, I'm usually well talkative! You can see the real me.

I'm setting off in a bit, I'm a bit behind schedule though, hopefully I should make it in time to pop in! See you there everyone.

How good was it tonight?! That Amy was very hot!

The PE lesson / football match is the best bit! 158808[/snapback] Where he dives to get the penalty, takes it himself and misses. The bloke who plays the PE teacher is class.

The corporal from the first series is back. He's a legend. I thought it was better when they used to do the series with average blokes rather than criminals. As I speak: 'Fuck you' 'Fuck you, corporal!' 'Fuck you dickhead!' Charming

How annoying is that Ali on tonight? Grrrr.

07770 756 408 158552[/snapback] That's the Flirt Divert number you cheeky bastard!

My train doesn't arrive until 12.30, so it will only be a fleeting visit to say hello! Can I please have the number of one of the ringleaders or the whole thing just in case I get delayed, so I know where you are to join up with you later?

'telling the waitress there's something wrong with his spoon and handing her his fork' That's my favourite one!

Discovered this on the b3ta.com message boards Anyone else have a suitably embarrassing Dad?

Germany for me. It's always nice when the hosts win it, and I think they've played some decent football.

Is this a 'look how sophisticated I am?' thread?

There does seem to be an English complex of blaming absolutely everyone except the performance of the team whenever England go out.

I think there's a soft play area at Eldon Leisure. You could mess about in the ball pool while the adults play football. 154824[/snapback] I've heard about your penchant for balls Gem, I'm sure that's more your scene.