Tom

Aye that’s it I don’t care who it is I’d laugh my back off

That would be the funniest thing to ever happen in history.

I KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME

I think he’s flown to Barcelona

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What a bizarre thing to say

Make no mistake he’ll have loved the past 14 years under Ashley. He’ll have to go back on the drink for the next 14.

Apparently Dele Alli is his way to Everton and Spurs got FORTY MILLION for him 😬

Clubs fucking us over now will go on THE LIST in the long run. Man U want to be fucking careful or we’ll buy Ronaldo and make him work in the club shop.

bid tabled for…

Mad how much work they’re having to put into this Defoe deal given that he’s a free agent. You’d think it’d be fairly straight forward. Is he there because he loves the club (lol) or for one last pay day? 🤔 Also he hasn’t been getting a game for rangers and is the SPL really any better than league one?

We’ll get one of Ekitike or Lingard at a minimum.

Yeh that’s been my favourite thing about the match recently

Emil Franchi is a good egg

Especially when you consider we’ve only had two players in our history called Hugo

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FUCK OFF GEORGE

Of all the transfers to worry about I don’t think the bloke from Blyth should be the one