Tom

Trippier’s been texting his mates. “Come here it’s class, proper normcore, the hydrotherapy units are styled as old bins, very niche!”

Also I think Ant put a filter on so if you type “mate” M 8 (without the space) it comes it mate. Am fuming m9

I’m more worried about Europe mate

Im on project work thank fuck as I’d be no used anybody in a meeting Mainly tea & toast on repeat with SSN blasting like the telescreen from 1984. I can’t turn it off.

Anyone getting any work done today then?

Hugo Ekitike was born on the same day Hugo Viana signed for NUFC. (20 June 2002) HUGO FACTS

They’ll be fuming today. They’ve got a legitimate reason to be watching the TV today and we’re swinging out massive cocks all over the screen casually bidding more than they’re entire clubs worth for players none of us have heard of. (Apart from Diego/The Fish)

I’ve just seen the SIGNOMETER In true Partridge style it didn’t update in time

Exactly. It’ll be good to have solid players as backups as opposed to complete liabilities & total no marks.

Breaking - Digne will NOT be signing for Newcastle United. No way. Absolutely not happening. 🚫

Is Ashley was still in charge ASM would have 100% been a Spurs player by 11 o’clock tonight.

Exactly, also I don’t want to take my geopolitics lessons from people who most of this board are more qualified than. They talk about football for a living for fucks sake.

Did Mandy read this?

Absolutely, that’s half the point of “sportswashing”. Nobody talks about Man City anymore do they? Because they need access.

Jimbo true to form with the other browser tabs there

https://twitter.com/theathleticuk/status/1488058238641790982?s=21

Hoying SNN on. Let the chaos commence.