Tom

Done

Even the manner in which the stories were presented were somewhat theatrical. It was a total joke There are a lot of clubs he’d have been absolutely bollocked by the media for underperforming at.

One thing constantly omitted from the Steve Bruce dialectic is that the “abuse” he received at Newcastle United was largely fictitious. It was a narrative born out of a coordinated campaign by media figures who share an agent with the gammon headed doylem.

🎶Sunluns a massive club 🎶

Sorry to hear that Renton. Be well.

A “reverse rayvin” sounds like a service Chez Given would order.

Jheh wahnt som ov meee blue pandah pop hinny? FTM

Mr Grimes got his knees dirty for nothing it seems.

SENSATIONAL

He’ll get a lot of porn on those massive NASA hard drives.

If it hasn’t clicked yet it’s probably not going to.

“Ungrateful for the leaders previous generosity, unhappy with current position in party, possible upstart, watch closely” - General Secretary 03.02.22

Bet that bord cud pure spark Sheeera out tho marra n the magz would be FEWMIN

I can’t think of a filter joke. Just makes me think of tabs.

This is the one where HARD MAN KEANE was held back by metrosexual spice boy David Beckham. It wasn’t even a proper punch ffs. It was for the cameras. Shearer less than a yard away, if Keane had intended actually hit him he would have. Shearer played it perfectly.

I honestly can’t get my head around the quantum levels of stupidity involved in this Sunderland fans tweet.

LOL

He was “richer than Ashley” when he came in apparently and “the mags are fyoamin marra”. also they don’t know for sure who actually owns the club. Question marks.

46° where I am 😎 Farenheit like.

“Awyyrh heyrrd them Farbya Cannaerrvo rooomahs marraa, the mags ah propah rattled like”

Next time Johnson pipes up about the Savile investigation I’d ask him what he thinks about how the Prince Andrew case has been handled.

We’ve got Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry Hobbit with the ring!