Tom

He was “richer than Ashley” when he came in apparently and “the mags are fyoamin marra”. also they don’t know for sure who actually owns the club. Question marks.

46° where I am 😎 Farenheit like.

“Awyyrh heyrrd them Farbya Cannaerrvo rooomahs marraa, the mags ah propah rattled like”

Next time Johnson pipes up about the Savile investigation I’d ask him what he thinks about how the Prince Andrew case has been handled.

We’ve got Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry Hobbit with the ring!

You can make really good keto cookies with protein shake powder & fibre powder. Probably best do some exercise as well like

Is he walking like?

Oh god

To be fair i think he’s genuinely handicapped. Can you say handicapped these days? No idea.

SENSATIONAL - the presenter of SAFC Fans TV has words for WEE PHILLIE and his bizarre deadline day escapades!

Is it just me that always had the GIF tab? This is why Ant’s capitalism had to be crushed.

Honestly man she used to be outside that players entrance 24/7. Might be Pearson’s Mam come to think of it

Who was talking about teeth girl on here a few weeks or months back? SHE LIVES (and it’s her birthday)

Tbh I know one lad who’s a similar height and growing up he was miles ahead of most players, often the best on the pitch but aye - the top flight is a different story. Even the brilliant short players tend to be 5ft 7 at the shortest

@Ayatollah Hermione

Weird that because this season we’ve ruined football but for the 14 years before nobody was arsed? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tbh as long as we unsettle the players the clubs will cave in eventually. In January this is obviously harder to do. In the summer window we can take the piss if we stay up.

One thing that makes me laugh about the mackems shouting at Sky Sports is that Sunderland receive a disproportionate amount of coverage for the level that the club is at. They are already spoiled, the nation doesn’t care about Sunderland & with Gateshead & Spennymoor to report on which should the chronicle?

Defoe was far from his prime last time he signed for them for fucks sake

DESTROYED

Wood seems to be getting a lot of stick based on the square root of fuck all. Not to go all Fish on you but this season Burnley have created about 1 chance a game…what’s a striker supposed to do with that? He’s not a glamour signing and he may appear dear but I reckon he’ll come good. (And it’s not my money lol)