Tom

WYKIKING

Everton fans man. You know how in the matrix they didn’t make the simulation heavenly & perfect because some people would have flipped out. The robots did that for Everton fans. They’d sooner eat a dropped rat burger outside the brick than a Michelin star meal & they’d get a hard on booing it. Freaks

Buried my uncle yesterday and the relief that everything went perfectly is massive. Had a good cry and a lots of work to do but that’s a big, big relief

Truly a masterful thread title tbh. HR can rest for now.

Tbh they loved a nonce, a fascist and a phantom changing room scatter too. They’re desperate folks.

Aston Villa suck ass and are jerks

Asprilla vs Renton ends in a resounding Renton victory. A warning to @Gemmill

Seems weird seeing Sellars in that kit

Had a proper look at this and fuck me the results look incredible and may have saved my materialism/aesthetically minded self some dollar!

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Tbh we’re cliquey as fuck on here and I quite happen to like Renton so…. aye even if he was wrong I’d probably just ignore it. However he’s not…& the other fella is coming across as an absolute edgelord 🤷🏻‍♂️

Probably just bored tbh

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[READY TO GO] VARIOUS JOURNALISTS & THE LGBT COMMUNITY Went to the park to check on the game But they was murdered by the other team Who went on to win fifty-nil [/READY TO GO]

You could give most CBs 8 cans and put them in a pair of doc martens and theyd be better than that shower.

Canadian dollars. So about £45

Cheers lads, it’s a rank time of year for it & not something I’ve ever had to do before. So basically around Christmas these things take ages anyway….but he was a pitman so they couldn’t just sign a death certificate, it had to go to a proper coroner and I had to agree it was nowt to do with the pit. Funeral tomorrow, which would normally be the end but I’ve got a shit load of other stuff to sort out. Also @Gemmill - once I get this all sorted & put behind me….yeh headphones…maybe a guitar and I’m now making spare room a proper music room. May as well make the most of a shite situation 🤷🏻‍♂️

The only thing we should be getting in is about 15 positive tests at this stage

That’s democracy Dennis… 🙄

Nerdle more like. (cause you’re NERDS)

Does anyone think he merely mistranslated CHAMPIONSHIP

Yeh especially because most clubs are just posturing. They’ll be desperate to sell because the football model for most clubs isn’t a £700,000,000,000 oil fund, its a circle of debt.

The players we were after are going to be fuming at their clubs tbh

A good idea….would maybe to….study this thread sober aaaaaand let @Ant tell us where funds are to go and then we can have a Toontastic donation!