Tom

Watford have got a goal In them but their defence is as bad as ours. Hopefully Wood & Trippier will give us a boost and ASM will take off his dunce cap & try and play as a team player. It’s going to be a rank game like.

We’ll have our 92 mags and our POST TAKEOWA MARRA MAGS from all around the world. Drenched in that sweet oil.

People with those patterns of thought got so hard for Covid It’s like that Father Ted line… ”Listen if there are 200 million catholic priests in the world and 5% are paedophiles…that’s still only….10 million paedophiles”

I don’t think the armband will change hands but Trippier will be the de facto captain henceforth. All being well he’ll get the official captaincy next year & Lascelles can be replaced by a competent footballer.

Tbh Wilson has missed a fair few chances so needn’t pipe up 🤷‍♂️

Depends what you’re into I suppose.

Hiberno-English mother fucker!

“PIF is a process based organisation” is something Staveley said in her first post take over interviews. Its starting to look like it. “You boy, trippy man….kick it to the kiwi!” (in all seriousness, two pragmatic, effective signings so far)

How fookin tall is he?

See how good this fella is at dodging punches

I was referring to 75% of the British armed forces

Dunno, those Fijians make canny shooters too.

Not if he’s got the Howe variant he won’t be

Never heard of him. SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY STAVELEY

I wonder what happened to @manc-mag

Paddy don’t surf

Aye hats off @Gemmill 👏 Top forumming

That’s the first thing that came to my mind when you mentioned the DUP Well that and dinosaur fossils being planted by Jesus to fool the non believers.

People don’t walk any more. Standards & principles have ceased to exist.

I had Covid in may 2020 and I don’t think I left my property for three weeks, having got as far as the garden for some fresh air - otherwise I’d answer people delivering shopping/pizza (lots) through the other side of the door. Before/after that I’d meet my friend once a week for a socially distanced walk & literally everything else was on zoom.

Who was having work events in may 2020? People were worried about being arrested for leaving the house twice a day

He’s an absolute knacker like. He’s only twisting about “Boris” because his mams heating bill has gone up and she’s asking him for board.

That would be class Like a cruel game of money ball but we don’t need the players. “still can’t believe this move Mr Howe…what squad number am I going to be? I bet it’s like 49 but that’s cool I could never have imagined playing in the prem” “Take these washing up gloves, go to the canteen & ask for Doris”