Tom

Aye or “weak streams” which takes you there. Always get a class one on there these days.

Aye

Not one single fella there is comfortable with the fact that we are big dick loaded. Were not just Man City loaded, we need to buy special trousers.

He looks like someone has brought Bart Simpson to life, murdered him & reanimated him before giving him a lot of methamphetamines.

I haven’t learned anything for a while but I got the Steve Vai book for Christmas so god help me

Aye, I had one lesson off him. The only lesson I ever had from anyone and never went back. I’d been playing for about 8 years as the time. He taught me alternative picking which helped after a long translational period. So it wasn’t a bad hour.

That little courtyard place down from Jimi Savage’s studio!?

St Maxmimin starting is gonna to have the Southampton boss is tears

Me dad used to take me to the pub as a kid all the time and it never did me any harm. Still have a pint for breakfast 25 years later.

Cheers Ken.

I’m seeing a lot of people unable to get tickets….for Cambridge at home in the cup. We’re truly in a different world

Ah tbh I don’t really worry too much about timing when I’m looping or picking or anything, I just lay the shred down.

Lads I’ve tested positive. FOR CUP FEVER

She’s a serious business woman you chauvinistic pig! Give her some cocaine first.

What kind of looper have you got? The TC Electronic ones are absolutely rapid and pretty cheap.

Lol Botman

That’s a dog running up a slide. We need names man!

They won’t let you in with the BMX

Aye also you can only match a club with UNLIMITED MONEY for so long

I’ve never heard of either of these players but I fully approve of spending £70m or whatever Sportswash me daddy x

I think because of the pestilence or rather “the pestilence “ we’re gonna have to play some YOOOF anyway.

This was the one thing we didn’t want to happen.