Tom

Postpone till February IMHO

You pair of Absolute bell ends

It’s a different world in Bar 1892/Platinum club. You don’t have to queue for a piss or a pint and the beer isn’t completely shite. You even get a proper glass Howay the gentrification

I can definitely vouch for the fact that both sporting events are absolutely terrible

WITH HIS QATARI PETRODOLLARS FTM

I think it was “Russian military” aye https://www.zvex.com/guitar-pedals/fuzz-factory-7-guitar-effects-pedal-rus This lad, absolutely love it tbh. Although currently my favourite pedal is the NUX “Steel Singer”. Once you hit the right settings on that it sounds absolutely unbelievable. Instant Hendrix or SRV, whatever just a awesome driven strat.

Tbh it’s a bit different when you’re throwing money at footballers.

Can’t wait to see some of the usual bastards in the current squad moved on for ambitious, skilled, professional footballers with a lust for trophies and oil.

For fucks sake man

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Aye Staveley and her fella looked horrified walking around the training ground

Fish - you have ONE MONTH to write a decent book about Newcastle United. If you fail you will face a permanent IP ban.

Strange people.

That’s a bagel mate, parody account.

They also spoke to Howe before the takeover tbh

Darren Grimes on there with his weird new accent. Like listening to Robson Green on ketamine.

About 60,000 cases yesterday. Lockdown vibes.

Earth hath no stupidity like a man out jumped by a coked up midget

That would be funny as fuck Hed still be shite owa there

“Fair market value” We need to go full Man United and have every sponsor under the sun, they’ve got a noodle sponsor and a tractor sponsor ffs