Tom

We have to provide something for visiting mackems

DIEGO HAS SPOKEN OVER TO YOU BIN SALMAN

Aye have a good one Ken

btw

Errr…that’s a stonewall penalty

What a goal that was tbh

Fucking hell

This looks pretty fixed to me

Clark

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Yep, we seem to be getting all the dickheads recently.

Do they not have gravy in Sunderland like?

£710.50 Fucking bamps

Honestly if you haven’t bought one of those NUX Steel Singers you need to. This thing is the fucking tits Cheapest pedal on the board, but offers by FAR the best tones. (apart from maybe the Keeley Caverns but that was dear)

ratio of pints to lines you’ve had!?

They’re on NUFC.co.uk & Toffs I think

Fucking hell, the top 6 fearing the league wouldn’t be “competitive” with the Saudis in it. 22/1

Mike Dean is going to be waving his wang all over the shop tonight. CELEBRITY REF SPECIAL. Im really not looking forward to it

So will a lot of the voters

Biggus Prickus

Why don’t we just buy 3 other teams and put their strikers in goal.

Renton would be the last person I’d ask

So if 1,000,000 people catch Omicron which has a 0.5% death rate, which at current rate of growth would happen in less than 10 days….only 50,000 people would die. That’s a full SJP. No bother Jeremy mate.