Tom

West Ham 2-1 Brentford after 10 minutes

Aye - take the inevitable league cup he brings us and then get shot

are you watching Dan Ashman?

0-2 to Swansea at home

Arsenal getting beat in Porto

Knowing our luck with injuries this season it’ll hit Bruno

YES!

Aye the second looked to be a deflection & before a replay Neville’s angle was that it was some kind of genius improvisation Ah Luton got one back at least

Im most sure that bloke puts his accent on, he’s such a shit commentator

Real Madrid have turned his head

Getting beat off Huddersfield who are constant relegation battlers. Jack Clarke must be touring the Bernabau facilities with Jude Bellingham

Palace 1-0 up vs Chelsea who look utterly shit

The BBC aren’t biased gloomy

1-1 Not bad…

The commentary team have said “this is absolutely not a David Moyes performance” about 5 times.

Probably about 20,000 West Ham fans have already left! Cockney Stevie in there somewhere

In a derby as well

And he’s by all means a complete cunt on the field Sign him up

Bruno got sent off that same challenge in the league cup

GET IN BRRUUUUNO

Burn starting after boxing day

“It’s a desolate shithole full of cunts, I rent in Newcastle but still have to work here, I cant understand the people, i feel so far from home, I had a kebab for breakfast yesterday and a man offered me a can on the way into training, he probably shouldnt have been driving that taxi”