Tom

“Arriving in the north east”

Fucking hell a man with a criminal record shouldn’t be begging for meritocracy like - outside of sports he’d be unemployable

He was gonna brush his teeth but he said no fuck that

Pocket cheese

Years of the mackems saying they’re going to flatten Pearson & he walks straight outside of the stadium of light in his toon shirt

“Hi lads, don’t mean to take the piss but would you mind putting that Bellingham lad in net?”

Man City are similar…

Result aside this is very funny

Typical of N-O to whore itself about the bunch of fucking cunts

Peasepud was as mad as a box of frogs

Looks great fun, what’s it like to play? Must be light as a feather @Andrew

Tbh Wilson is a miss but it probably wouldnt be an ideal environment for Trippier given that he obviously needs a break mentally & physically. Rare it gets said about players these days but i get the impression his mind is writing cheques his body cant cash.

Tbh we did beat PSG away

Sigh Op* *original poster

Absolutely no idea where people’s confidence is coming from looking at our cup form (forever) & away form this season

I’m happy with Howe - he’s done an amazing job & will no doubt continue to do so. However Jose will eventually manage Newcastle United & i am 100% behind that banter era and the league cup it will bring.

Aye I was worried about that when I had the dog to Whitley Bay yesterday

You’ll walk alone

Yeh as if the ref/VAR help isnt enough they have an £80m player in pretty much every position & in reserve

If Newcastle got that penalty and it bore any relevance to the result we’d have been hearing about it for years - especially if we’d gotten away with what they have. C**ts are playing football on tutorial, the red carpet is laid out wherever they go

The most obvious penalty of the match is Longstaff getting wiped out from behind but neither the ref, the VAR or the TV were interested.

Liverpool cheating for two penalties, horrible club.