Tom

Have ITV got money on Liverpool? They were gutted when we scored ffs

Norwich Score Me :

Liverpool score ITV :

Fast fashion for tourists, analogous with the Union Jack tat you’d see in london.

They had an entire fixture to make it a reality but they were more concerned with rolling out the red carpet and putting on a christmas display. “weyuh would av brayed em lykk marrah but arraa was deeing backshift theya next day”

What on earth has Ian Wright got on his heed

Yeh its going to be horrible drawing Liverpool away on Klopps farewell tour.

Nothing like the tyne-wear hospitality derby

I’ll take a strange/poor performance & a 2-0 victory till then end of the competition thanks

How can they have a draw before a game?

“you’ve got to wonder if that is premature ejaculation, across europe interpretations may differ…either way you were awful tonight pet”

ITV sound gutted

lol

Live Laugh Love Get Injured

People like Joey Barton go straight after female pundits but I can’t understand a word this bloke is saying.

Aye sorry lads

Aye I think that’s the game there was an organised walkout that Steve Wraith’s lot knacked by changing the time It was hilarious, he went absolutely mental & the fixture was so inconsequential

Imagine a mackem pronouncing “Julius Caesar”

If we can get a winger with two legs as a replacement call it good business.

0-0 bore draw Isak with a brace

Class I’d certainly not have to worry about headstock breaks! The LP is holding up fine & somehow plays better mind but aye….it weighs about 8kg (heavy for a LP!)

These things look excellent! 2kg though…that’s light. Im sure I’d get used to it mind.

Who could we possibly send to Bayern Munich? ”yeh Mätt Reichhie, he’s class…£50m off?”

Hang this in the louvre

I’m surprised he still leaves the house/witness protection