Tom

“Earth to planet Corbynite come in”

Any tips for defending? I can score plenty but my defence seem to just let a player walk on through. It’s annoying.

Surely that's nothing we didn't already know?

I just hate the narrative ques that the commentator gives just before something bad happens The thing is with FUT is we all know we can’t beat the game when it’s not playing ball so I just don’t play it!

It might have been Lee Dixon come to think of it, which is marginally worse Still it’s a good game and I just laugh when it scripts stuff. (I wouldn’t if I was buying packs and I don’t have the patience to trade haha)

I think it does it in the regular game tbh, well on seasons anyway but not as much as FUT. Won the first 3 games of my first league, needed 3 points to win the league. Lost the last 7, one of them 10-1. Had to sit and listen to Alan Smith telling me this was going to be the day. Then I’d hit the post a few times and lose hah

I have an Epiphone Les Paul Custom (the SG with 3 pickups) and it’s an epic guitar but I’ve had it since was 14 and it was £400 then. I had a 339 which was a lovely guitar, but again it was dear. I see some Epis that look decent and then I see the price and it’s fairly pointless. The Bonamassa ones look great but they’re the best part of a grand. It’s crackers.

I don’t play FUT anymore. It’s a waste of money and I think ultimately it’s a fix.

Yeh it’s not quite the flex he thinks it is. It’s a league one club most people regard as a joke and everyone else has forgotten.

Ah fair I may have just added a random Ayatollah

It looks to me as if Epiphone have rebranded a range as “inspired by Gibson” and slapped a few hundred more £ on. Strange. It’s like they were trying to fill a price point instead of build a guitar.

I’ll give you an add. I’m going to be doing Spartak Shola pro clubs with the Taylor & Besty lot, get in on it!

It happened to me once, the bar/restaurant I was in had two separate tabs going for food & alcoholic drinks. So they’d basically chalked off about £50 worth of drinks. We used to go regularly so we came clean. Plus you know it’s always going to be the minimum wage worker that pays for it. Also next time we went in we would have looked like dickheads.

Aye luckily i don’t really have to wear helmets in the office. I used to when I had a little scootay and my hair would go full Jimi Hendrix Afro when I took it off.

Momentum sticking their oar in as well obviously. The entire thing is a fucking shambles. The tories simply cruise to power every time and this is why. People need to forget about Corbyn if labour are to ever be electable.

Me heads massive. Wouldn’t work. It’s why I need big rooms,

I ended up getting Fifa because I got it cheap. Not sure what to make of it yet.

Nothing surprises me any more with this lot. What happened to the Russia report?

She sounds like a lunatic

It’s absolutely mental man

Lucky I’d often get sent the ones where it was actually just a horrendous injury and not funny at all too...but they’ve stuck canned laughter on it. Bizarre industry, maybe it’s the strength of the painkillers a lot of the lads are on helps them enjoy the videos.

Did you ever get sent the one where it’s like an owl, but the owl has a Yorkshire accent and just talking about lasses you can see on the screen & getting pissed but they’re like an hour long!? Baffling. Thanks for that mate,

Yeh my mate eventually stopped sending it to the group when he realised it wasn’t really fit for the room containing a married Dr with 3 kids. It automatically saves on your iPhone too. Say no more