Tom

Imagine being that guy “he died in an escooter crash” ”officer...what the fuck is an escooter!?”

Yeh I nearly got a matte black guitar but I got a sparkly red one instead because I’m sassy like that. Matte black looks like you’re gonna sneak up behind a taliban insurgent and bray him round the head with it.

Which is remarkable really. Churchill was pissed all day every day, what’s Boris’s excuse?

Nice one Looks like a teenage girls iPhone with strings

I’ve been trying to write a post about that guitar but I honestly don’t know what to say “enjoy!” Maybe

An Admin removed this post because it was in the worst possible taste

Seeing as you’re both gnarly dudes just get snowboards

Ffs man

Next season imminent

Please save us murderous regime x

Black and white lives matter

Also a lot of censorship etc is done by the right wing so that people get annoyed at the left I mean it’s been an awful long time since Britain has had a leftie Government.

Aye it wasn’t a bad show like but I felt a bit of a tit The artists tend to have benches for selling gear/meeting people and I thought let’s have word with JLH. It was a short word.

Well that was weird but yeh...done

I met his son at Durham blues festival. As his dad was one of my favourite guitarists I asked him what kind of guitar he played. He said “I don’t”.

His brother was the priest at the church next to my primary school. Nobody cared like.

I once seen Sir Bobby in Sacriston village, he got out of a BMW 7 series and went to the cashpoint. (The building used to be a bank) I was off school poorly & on the way to the Drs with my Nanna. She wouldn’t let me go and say hello and said he tell me off for being off school

In December when I was campaigning with Labour I knocked on the door of a desperately poor man, his front door literally had a massive hole in it. He looked malnourished & could barely string a sentence together. You can probably guess who he said he was voting for....

The problem is whilst trans people have little or no effect on his life he’s caused an awful amount of hurt to people & damaged theirs. Meanwhile his career and marriage has suffered. For what exactly?

A lot of party members are fuming because Starmer has gotten rid of a “socialist”. If RLB was such a socialist why did it take her till she was 30 years old to join the party? Career politician.

Met loads of toon players as well, it was mental. Had a couple of pints with Keith Gillespie, Darren Peacock & David Ginola Ended up sharing breakfast with Brian Kilcline. Ive got photos but have no place to upload them & can’t figure it out. Storage space on here man.... @Ant help me

Courtesy of @JawD giving me a hotel room where the players were staying during Stevie Harper’s testimonial - a friend an I, both dressed quite smartly, walked straight into the private section of the hotel where the AC Milan players were eating. We sat down in the middle of them and enjoyed a free bar, a free meal and then got our pictures taken with the players. Luckily my friend speaks fluent Italian, I was fucking mortal. Nobody said anything

Alan Foggon used to get into Daisy Hill club on the outskirts of sacriston during his playing days. ”He’s bad for the drink that lad” they’d say. However he was only ever seen drinking orange squash.