Tom

“Toxic masculinity”

A proper luthier will sort that in no time, I wouldn’t worry. I know a great bloke in Durham but I’m not sure that’ll be much use Also who made the capo? Nitrocellulose can sometimes react negatively to steel but there probably should have been a warning on the pack. Where there’s blame there’s a claim.

Have you tried Drum Drum?

My Orange Rocker 30 has gone in for repair. Needs a re-solder on the heater contact points and a full revavle

Nice. I love a good strat and pretty much every variation of one

I hope so

It’ll go hungry in Florida.

One for the gram

West Ham

Byker Grove? Completed it mate. You can also donate here if you wish to - https://newcastlewestend.enthuse.com/pf/toonlowdown

He looks like a 75 year old boy. Nobody knows how but that’s what he looks like. Cunt.

The 2nd NUFC.com auction raised £12,000. That’s an excellent effort

They have like 12 players in the first team squad & are absolutely crippled with debt. What did they think was going to happen if they got promoted? Straight back down...

You can get a decent converted one second hand for less than £20k tbh, however the renting option does seem decent.

Spot on

I love my VW Polo like, great car. Fancy a van next mind. Big ol transporter to turn into a camper. They don’t really look like campers so it’s ok to roll up to work in

German motor companies are proper incestuous mind. VW, Audi, Porsche, all in the same bed.

well imagine my shock

Bids on shirts and that end at 9pm tonight

Oh right. That’s not worth £500. I thought they were gonna ask me multiple choice questions about rats or something.

How does one go about doing this survey?

That sassy minx goes up to ELEVEN

There’s no way I’m sticking that thing back up my nose for free