Kid Dynamite

The kids I work with often pull tricks like this, pretending they 'dont get' things when they quite obviously do. Then we all roll around laughing and call them silly billys and give them the attention they were craving. But then they all have mental health problems.

Good for your hols if, like me, you cant walk properly in flip flops

Golf GTI diesel is out next month, decent emissions for a cheap lease price

I thought that was the funniest And i work with kids with LD

Actually they did but I wear them without socks to let my feet 'breath' They didnt have them in a clumpy mustard style unfortunately

Afraid not - from the outset I saw all 6 lasses. For it to be 'brick-shitting' I was expecting one of them to have something abnormal if you looked closely. I don't consider one black lass (whos top you can clearly see) to be what would make me shit bricks. You just proved it tbh

Well JawDs 5 office mates got it. As did you.

:yawn:

And the award for ruining a perfectly good joke goes to ......................

He fucking knows that man, hes just being a bell

I bought mine to put on after the gym or football. You bought yours to be seen in public with Ps- I think you mean ditto

no... i just don't see what i'm suppsoed to be seeing. Lady no 5 is the one sticking her head in the picture between 4 and 6 yeah? (6 being the one in the cerise top). When you say cerise instead of purple!

erm 6 KD Thats what i meant :lo:

Id rather go out bare foot than in what you wear!

on purpose id imagine

lady number 5

My apologies, just read your first post. Thats harsh then

Bottler. Id play in a proper XI a side game like

I hate watching big games in the pub, I just cant get into it properly. People walking in front of the telly, no sound, twats who have never kicked a ball in their lives giving you a running commentary. I think il watch it in my front room. If we win il go out and celebrate. CLS is pretty much 50/50 Newcastle/Sunderland and theres usually some bother after the derby matches so I cant see Sunday being any different. if we lose il probably just stop at home!

Without meaning to be a cunt, did you actually expect to get off and have someone else pay for the damage you caused cos you were in a paddy?

I thought referring to yourself as fop was irritating. But putting NSFW in every post just to prove a point has got that beat

Some bloke was selling these out of a bin liner in the pub last night for £25 £79.99 in JD! canny for when your feet are sweaty and minging after football

Some nice ones coming out New Scirocco R New Laguna Coupe (The real one isnt as nice as the pics unfortunately)

You should have quoted it you dozy sod.... Trying going back on your browser and grab a screen dump Im hoping hes not as sad as you, tech boy. Maybe you could trace my ip while your on alex