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Kid Dynamite

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  1. I'll be significantly up, especially if the play off games come up trumps. Being a professional gambler would be a good career, but I bet with my heart too much for it to be feasible for me. Would look awesome on your CV
  2. http://www.wide6.com/search?hl=fr&quer...e&period=0d
  3. My old bus stop back from work was next to a bookies. The clip of the people going in and out told me they werent exactly rolling in it
  4. Dont under-estimate Stevies obsession when it comes to other clubs fans
  5. Go and have a threesome or something you big manly beard grower
  6. Id rather stab my eyes with needles than listen to radiohead. Everything music shouldnt be imo
  7. erm . . . most of the bands I like are obscure so if I want their album I have to buy them! If im in the house I just use spotify (google it). Id imagine a lot of people on here download their music but I would hope if they liked it they would invest in the proper version
  8. What course is it? Coaching in the states is good but not really a viable career. I had accomodation and a car/petrol paid for but was only paid $150 a week. Good spending money but not enough to save with. Also the coaching usually only runs March to November over there. The lads that did stop on with jobs were working in the administrative side of the company.
  9. So basically you have to have 4 englishmen in your squad of 18, or 4 foreigners who were signed before they were 18years old? Id bet 90 percent of the teams in the league come under this quota already! Man U Scholes, Rio, Neville, Brown Arsenal Walcott, Gibbs, Fabregas, Ramsey Chelsea Terry, Lampard, A Cole, J Cole
  10. Chances are if you go in looking like George Michael in his Faith video the interviewer wont think youre cool or quirky, just that youre a scruffy lazy bastard who cant be arsed to have a shave so what the fuck are you going to be like if you have to put a days graft in!
  11. God knows what yarn he's span to his mother, must have fucking stank. told her the truth, she understood fully and like I have said she wasnt happy but with her being a teacher and headteacher for the good part of 22 years, shes not gonna stand there and fucking slap iz, shes got more sense than that, which your parents obviously didnt if you done something wrong. She encouraged me to put it right and am not gonna let her down p.s lick me arse A.K.A a "modern parent". Basically you're a spoilt little brat who is getting away with murder, always have done and always will do, grow some balls you little fucka and get off your fatha's apron strings. 20 years of age and still on your mothers tit Shes anything but a modern parent, ask Besty if you don't believe me. She got sent to prison for 3 years for basically being kurdish and being proud of it when saddam hussain was still in charge of iraq, at this time she was only 19, she came out of prison and started to study again and got all her teaching stuff. By the time she was 40 she had 3 kids and then my dad passed away, and she hasnt re-married ever since, and brought us over here for a better life, and left all her family behind for me and my brother.sure that makes her modern, but I guess shes just got a few more brain cells than you, you fucking thick prick of a twat. I know I have fucked up and I will be getting away with murder if I dont do anything about it, but like i have said over and over again but you, you thick cnut you dont seem to understand, I am doing a course next year which I am paying for with my own and I WILL pass it. Lick me arse. You don't have to explain yourself to me son Just making sure you know what your talking about next time you let your shit out. You're the one talking shit you name dropping flid. I never understood how flid is supposed to be slang for thalidamide? Or do you just have a speech impedement? You'll have one if you keep your cheek up you drip. By the way I thought it was 'impediment'. Better than flimpediment
  12. God knows what yarn he's span to his mother, must have fucking stank. told her the truth, she understood fully and like I have said she wasnt happy but with her being a teacher and headteacher for the good part of 22 years, shes not gonna stand there and fucking slap iz, shes got more sense than that, which your parents obviously didnt if you done something wrong. She encouraged me to put it right and am not gonna let her down p.s lick me arse A.K.A a "modern parent". Basically you're a spoilt little brat who is getting away with murder, always have done and always will do, grow some balls you little fucka and get off your fatha's apron strings. 20 years of age and still on your mothers tit Shes anything but a modern parent, ask Besty if you don't believe me. She got sent to prison for 3 years for basically being kurdish and being proud of it when saddam hussain was still in charge of iraq, at this time she was only 19, she came out of prison and started to study again and got all her teaching stuff. By the time she was 40 she had 3 kids and then my dad passed away, and she hasnt re-married ever since, and brought us over here for a better life, and left all her family behind for me and my brother.sure that makes her modern, but I guess shes just got a few more brain cells than you, you fucking thick prick of a twat. I know I have fucked up and I will be getting away with murder if I dont do anything about it, but like i have said over and over again but you, you thick cnut you dont seem to understand, I am doing a course next year which I am paying for with my own and I WILL pass it. Lick me arse. You don't have to explain yourself to me son Just making sure you know what your talking about next time you let your shit out. You're the one talking shit you name dropping flid. I never understood how flid is supposed to be slang for thalidamide? Or do you just have a speech impedement?
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  14. Its a public site! No different to linking to youtube. Its the uploaders who are liable
  15. warning and American Idiot are the 2 best IMO Have you heard Foxboro Hot Tubs Fuck off man. Dookie and Insomniac are the only 2 decent albums they ever released
  16. Im sure thats true, but i dont reckon the council will accept it as a reason
  17. The only team i would even consider wanting to go down in exchange for no European football is Sunderland. Our rivals. And even then I think I would still choose to play in Europe. To say that about a club 300 miles away is ridiculous!!! I think they are still huffed at us beating them even though we are having our worst season in my living memory
  18. I can deal with clapping. Its the elbowing me in the head cos he was such a short arse I had the problem with
  19. Without meaning to sound harsh, parking tickets dont allow you to park on double yellows. I got a ticket once, and rightly so. About a week later I got a phone call from a man who had received the offence details in the post with my personal information on by accident. I wrote a letter to the council doing my nut saying I hadnt even accepted liability for the ticket yet and they are spreading details of my offence around random strangers. i got a letter back apologising and waiving the fine to say sorry
  20. The dwarf stood next to me yesterday kept spitting in my face as he shouted at the away fans last night. He hoped they died of Aids at one point. i suppressed the urge to tell him they couldnt hear what he was saying. He also insisted on clapping his hands over his head all game and elbowing me in the face at every opportunity
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