Kid Dynamite

Think he ended up in a YOI when he was at the Saints

Him or that big dance group with all the black blokes

His strike partner for the under 19s has been given a few chances and looked good. Time for us to do the same with him. I honestly believe him and Carroll along with a proven championship striker would get us enough goals for promotion next season

Guthrie is exacty the type of player we need in this league

I take it you missed the 10 year old that burst into tears halfway through her song. But they just kept playing the music anyway! Amanda tried to get on stage but couldnt cos her skirt was so short so she was just left there! Made me cringe! She asked if she could sing again but got told no so burst into tears again. So Simon stepped in and pretty much said fuck itv's schedule, she can sing again

Fuck me that was awkward. Shows up everything thats wrong with the show. Simons a legend like

This tart too apparently

I was lucky enough to get asked to take the patients fishing up at heddon on the wall today!. 7 hours in the sun with too much food to eat and all paid at an hourly rate

Jonah Lomu!?

Ive just noticed how fucking orange i look in that second picture! edit- changed to avoid grief

I got told by 2 seperate people today that I look like Victor Valdes. Cant see it meself apart from the hair

Are you serious about that first one!? That sounds like something my fucking gran would say

If we end up having to keep Martins it wouldnt be the worst thing. Hed be one of the best strikers in the league

Funnily enough i got a parking ticket last week. Parked up, went to greggs, came back 6 minutes later and had a ticket on! So I bought a ticket anyway and claimed I had gone for change and they cancelled it as it was such a short space of time.

What a fucking shit article. Two lines after the headline saying hes going they say hes staying!!

Im getting deja vu with the whole 'we expect an announcement about selling the club in the next few days' scenario last year!

I think im going to be brassic forever. Got to pay off £200 for my week in Portugal in August, then save spends, then pay off £500 for vegas, then save spends, then pay for my wedding next year, not to mention all the birthdays and anniversaries inbewtween The days of me buying consumer items are long gone!!! Food and petrol are my treats every month! Ps- I know Ive got 2 hols to look forward to but thats 2 weeks out of the next 18 months!!!

Lets just give managers one game. If they lose it sack them and get a new one.

Theres already a thread on him if you would rather post it in there

The last one has a full on tash!

Jordi Gomez

No. But then im quite narcissistic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downtown_Orlando

Tbf it does have a city, its about 10miles away from Kissimmee/International Drive. Its got a few decent clubs but you dont get many tourists there

I quite liked Orlando. Pretty soulless place but if youre just going to purely be entertained then its good. Probably better if you have kids though. To the answer the question on the last page about paragliding, no i didnt go unfortunately. I deliberately left it til the last day to see how much money I had left (I only took £200 for the week) and i didnt have enough. Looked great though