Kid Dynamite

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

Its spread right through the game now. At the Blyth match on sat robbie dale went down on 3 or 4 occasions, blatantly uninjured, kept having sly looks at the ref and refused to get back up until the ref stopped the game. 10 seconds after he did he was back up again pretending to limp.

''the blokes in general that is'' *ahem*

It also means you eat meals alone, drink alone, see sights alone and ahve no one to discuss anything with. A better idea would be to go on the Gap website or STA travel website where you can post on the message board and find someone in a similar prediciment to go with. Narrow minded and dismissive!? 'I had the single worst night out in my entire life in CLS - what a fucking pile of shite. And full of brain-dead, neanderthal wankers. They are indeed massive cocks - the blokes in general, that is'' she says after 1 night out!

Fine, look up the post you made up with me saying i had a big cock!? FFS have you got nowt better to worry about than making shit up about me. Wishful thinking tbh

The winking smiley didnt give it away then? Look it up if you like.

Yep. But honestly, if you go on holiday with your lass or your mates and someone comes to talk to you at the bar and tells you they are on holiday by themselves . . . . I wouldnt be breaking my neck to be their best buddy!

Catmag rarely brags about all the birds she's pulled and only brags about her big cock when she's really wasted tbf. Do you keep yours in the sock drawer, as well? 179625[/snapback] The conversation many moons ago went something like this... Everyone knows it was a joke apart from you apparently. And as for Chester being full of dickheads, can we please remember that people on this board live in walker, byker , benwell etc. Everywhere with a nightlife has pissheads, If you look for trouble you can find it, all I can say is you lot must be fucking unlucky if on your 1 night out you got trouble cos in my 24 years i havent had a sniff!

sadsacks go on holiday alone tbh!

WHats wrong with huntelaar?

The same thing that nearly gets catmag glassed i imagine.

That might be funny if you didnt mean it.

If having opinions at odds with yours makes me an idiot then . . . . . . I guess I am. Me saying Hargreaves had one good game for england and Kompany hasnt lived up to his expectations......both true im afraid!

Youre all so up your own arses its unbelievable. Do you actually believe that everything you post is infallible!?

To what extent has it never really happened, he is only 20 years old, is already an established international player, player of the year in Belgium the year before last and has just secured a move to one of Germanys top clubs. I would say hes doing alright for himself tbh 178916[/snapback] Because 3 years ago Milan, Man U, Real et al were ready to bid £15mil+ for him, and now 3 years later hes off to germany for a fraction of that price. Player of the year in Belgium 2 years ago is a bit like saying Jenas was the young player of the year here 2 years ago. Done fuck all since!

Matty, Alex, Papa, I guarantee if i could be arsed to trawl through old posts id find all 3 of you slating him coming on as a sub in the games before the world cup. If he was so awesome before the world cup why did they wait til now to put in a bid for him? Especially as he hasnt played a competitive game for Bayern since the World Cup? But im sure they were scouting him all last season .....not

1 good performance for England and hes off to man u!?

Bit like Kevin Hofland. Big things expected but never really happened.

Id much rather have david nugent over collins john for that sort of money. £5mil is crazy for someone that no-one else in interested in and Fulham obviously arent arsed about keeping. We already have one 10 league goals a season man in ameobi. We need someone to get 20 to counter balance that. I can see Nugent having a great season and his price tripling by next summer.

Top of the street, opposite chicago. Well everyone is entitled to their opinion but ive been threatened on the quayside a lot more than i ever have in chester.

Just upset cos you didnt pull tbh

I bet we end up getting klose and maybe someone whos name hasnt been mentioned in the press yet.

Whey it cannit be that bad then if commute from washington for a night out!

where you from ted? Im intrigued to know how you know somuch about CLS if its so shit?

Well we cant all be as old as you sammy you know!