Kid Dynamite

Bad craic when your foreskin doesnt fit your cock like.

average is being kind. If he was a no name player and hed put int he performances he has so far hed be on a par with fumaca. Andy Carroll is getting in the team ahead of him man and hes meant to be a spanish international!

sssh . . . . it was naked boys actually.

Harry Potter as you have never seen him http://img137.imagevenue.com/img.php?image...r_123_148lo.jpg

I agree, hes hardly skint is he, £2.5mil a year to play regular football and play in the champions league. I reckon half the squad would have snapped up that offer tbh. id be telling Butt and Parker to kick him up height every day in training the useless greedy spanish twat

One of the papers is reporting . . . 'Anton Ferdinand is proving to be a disruptive influence in the West Ham dressing room with Newcastle heading the chase to sign him' I think hes quite possibly the closest player in terms of off the field arseholeism we could find to bramble.

Robbed tbh, should have callipers attached My top 3 purchases of the last 3 months have been £3700 £500 £450 and now im skint!

Fair play to tony blair for doing that like. You wouldnt find too many other presidents/PMs doing that for charity.

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Not only using it as an excuse, but picking a time in the season when we have the majority of our players fit to use it as an excuse!

i was praying that we would score in the last minute so roeder could go and do a little dance right in front of van gaals dugout.

Who do we reckon hes talking about? Sounds like Bramble but i thought taylor was at fault for the first goal.] Also, if we could hit a barn door upfront we wouldnt be worrying about the 2 gaols we let in!

I meant me as in if i was gerarrd!

dont be taking the female moral high ground Hes out earning a living for his family, she spends his money and shags around behind his back. She needs taking down a peg or two. Id video tape myself giving her a dirty sanchez and then flog that video to the NOTW. See how she likes that!

How philosophical! It is going to be a very long 90 minutes tonight... Its quite obviously a defense mechanism glen. Its through our ability to sense danger that we fear things and become cautious to whatever threat may be posed. In this case, the threat of alkmaar scoring two past us as we put 10 men behind the ball.

ALCOHOL120% will burn any image file out there

if i was him id kick her straight in the fanny, take my kids and fuck off to barca or real where any number of supermodels would be quite happy to shag him. She can shag pancake for a bit til he gets locked up or shot and then move back into her mams council house.

Or ability tbh

LOSING 2-1

Kingpin. Bowling is kewl!

CRAZY TALK!!!

sounds lush

Berbatov is canny but hes not as good as the spunkfest in here would suggest. Martins is 2goals ahead of him in the league and hes only got 1 more for spurs this season than defoe.

26 year old famous actor going to a high school party with two 15 year old girls he met at the supermarket!?