Kid Dynamite

Worst opening to a game yet. Trippier all over the shop

He's also a striker, not a RW, so the Miggy comparison is moot

They paid £25mil for him apparently, so it's not clear why they would sell him for the same price when his stock has risen. His market value is probably double that. I'd snap your hand off to have his as Wilson's replacement

Watching Mr Inbetween again on Disney+. Still class

Giving yourself cirrhosis of the liver to treat a benign tremor is an interesting strategy!

Really? Genuinely just assumed it was Quiff or similar Apologies Monique!

The paraphrastic abilities of a dark mind...

I think he said "I could shoot someone and not lose voters" .

Do you reckon Gordon has had a fall out with Southgate? He spent most of the team talk stood on his own tonight. I just can't figure out why else he would get 5-10 minutes when we are chasing games

Is that not a foul? Kicked through the man to get the ball

Great penalties. 5th shite performance in a row

You get a 6th in extra time

Gordon must be so pissed off he missed a Summer on holiday with his family for 2mins game time. Likewise Bowen, Watkins

I'm bored shitless

As expected . 7 man defence and still fucking concede

He just needs to swap in Konsa for Guehi, play Gordon and Palmer on the wings and pick one of Bellingham/Foden to play no10. This is game number 5 where players haven't performed and have been put straight back in for the next match. Foden and Saka have created fuck all on the wings. As soon as we play someone half decent we are going to get turned over

UKIP died when Brexit happened tbf. And they didn't have the idiots poster boy, Farage as an MP. Leaving the ECHR will be their next grift so it remains to be seen how much traction they get between now and the next election. Hopefully about as much as UKIP did

The team tonight apparently (not sure where Pickford has gone). I imagine we will end up with 7 players in defence at some points, a massive gap in the middle and 3 players isolated up front

He hires loads of ex cons in his shops iirc

Mint header by Merino tbf

He starts on the RW for Italy and looks pretty comfortable there

Sunak resigning his party leadership

That's the hope

2 seats left so this is pretty accurate now

Pressure mounting on old Joe. I wouldn't be surprised to see him step aside in the next fortnight