ChezGiven

"Managing expectations"

We have cover in a few positions tbf. Immobile midfielder clogger - check One-footed unproven premiership striker - check Pointy panicy Defender - check.

And drop a few shrooms too of course.

If that legislation goes through, how pukka would that be? Levels the playing field at least. Man City in at the right time though, will encourage investment to build clubs up before the legislation is passed. Wouldn't that leave the clubs with massively inflated player assets they can't recoup in sales though? Supose it makes no difference in city's case. The proposal involves 2 or 3 seasons for adjustment.

Slightly too euphemistic apparently.

Needs a bit of beef behind him, otherwise our right flank is too lightweight.

Could prove to be a good piece of PR with the Islamic community.

Anyway, this is scientific evidence that uptight, disconnected, stress-heads just need to pipe up not down.

What the hell is charged/spun water?

If that legislation goes through, how pukka would that be? Levels the playing field at least. Man City in at the right time though, will encourage investment to build clubs up before the legislation is passed.

Just confirming what drug-takers have known all along really.

Won't the proposed UEFA legislation on debt and private investment to cover debts mean that few will be interested at that price?

Bloody hell, its going to be a trend! Congrats maggiespaws.

Not actually drank them yet, just wanted to show off my new whisky purchases. For wetting the baby's napper. I got an Arran too, as recommended by alex.

Its just your wi-fi password it needs.

I think i remember that.

Pipe down.

Transition by Iain Banks

There is a Villa lad on NO called Brummie, everyone licks his arse as its apparently a sign of an intelligent and mature board that has good posters from other clubs. Anyway, last season when we went down, i was having a rant in one thread about the banners at Villa park and this lad had the audacity to pull me up about calling them boring /worse accent in the county/shit city etc, the usual stuff about that wankhole. I just thought what a tosser, its the day after relegation, the opposition fans were laughing at us with utterly shit banners that demonstrated their boring, humourless nature and i'm getting pulled up for being a bit emotional. To be honest though, like the rest of the country, i'm back to not giving a fuck about them. The boring wankers.

Most games apps have advertising already. Jobs reckons its to fund the app community as they will take the revenue meaning more app companies and low prices. Their idea is to try and remove the need for search by providing apps that generate content you want (e.g. Aroundme, News apps etc). Google are driving their business on advertising through search, Apple want to drive ads through apps that circumvent the need for search. There has been quite a fuss about all this recently and the FTC have got involved with Googles gazumping of Apple's purchase of a Silicon valley digital advertising company. I read about all this on my New York Times app this morning on the way to work.

Sounds riveting.

OS.4 will have something called iAds in it. This is the beginning of the war between Apple and Google.

How about you and Papa L? Indeed Craig. To exact revenge i reckon i need to send him a Piss-o-gram, a bit like a kiss-o-gram but in this some fat cunt metaller turns up at your place of work and pisses all over your desk.

Me and alex, he's hoyed up in me mam's toilet and i've whiteyed in his kitchen many a time. Me and Parky, we shared a bed after a crazy night in Berlin. Me and Renton, we virtually do the same job. Me and Leazes funnily enough, i always supported his view on NO and defended him to the mods. Gemmill used to kiss my arse quite a bit, he was quite awestruck i reckon, i never really took to him though.