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On the contrary she was right all along about KK. Pandora's box right there. She was spot on about KK all along which has been completely ignored by 99% of NUFC fans. Shame.

Flying back across atlantic with them on weds.

Wonder what noise she'd make if you kicked her in the cunt.

34c here, 68% humidity. Too much.

Puff.

Needs sorting so whoever is in charge can get on with the massive amount of work that is needed. If Shearer is being 'wide of the mark' and there's absolutely no way Ashley can accept his demands then surely it'd be in the best interests of all to cut ties and move on to find whoever it is who will be trying to lead us in the championship. They've had a week and surely that's enough to iron out the finer points. My fear is that they're poles apart on what's acceptable and Ashley is persevering with trying to find an agreement as he fears the backlash from us. Or Shearer's lawyers are ensuring that the contract reflects the agreed discussions around what the club needs financially and who will take the decisions (having learnt from the Keegan fiasco) making it a highly complex legal document? Perhaps, could be a lot of things.

Nooooo, this is a totally different one I dont give a shit if they are banging, its the fact the amount of hours I am doing and basically my manager is a cunt and doesnt seem to think anyone has a life out of work. He says I would get time off in Leiu but its just not happening and Ive had enough. The fact that this fat wench is not pulling her MASSIVE weight is the final straw. If I havent got a load on ill ask the others in the team if they need any help with urgent stuff, shell do fuck all! I thought you said your boss was alright? Sounds like he is the twat, not the munter.

Wank isn't it? Pissing down with rain, outside is like a sauna and its the most soulless, mind-numbing place i've ever been to. Not on holiday, which is probably a blessing tbh. You just missed two weeks of unseasonably good weather. My mam, stepdad, sis, fiance and nephew have just got back - storms turned up the day they were leaving. It's for very specific holidays though isn't it - basically the parks and to take kids to. Not for a culture vulture like you. Normally takes me a few days to warm up to a place but calling Orlando a city is blatant breach of the trades description act. Its a series of inter-connected theme parks and swamps. I cant stand humid heat tbh, the golf this morning was unbearable. Think i might go to Iceland next.

Wank isn't it? Pissing down with rain, outside is like a sauna and its the most soulless, mind-numbing place i've ever been to. Not on holiday, which is probably a blessing tbh.

Irony? Aye, just been listening to Alanis Morrisette.... Should I have started that with "Mary, Mother of God "? Depends if you were being serious.

In Orlando at the minute, dont come here, its fucking awful.

Are you on? Whats that then? Does it bite?

Irony?

Did the same as Snakehips, would recommend 4-5 days in Havanna then 8-10 days touring, a few days doing the interior and national parks and a few days at a beach resort. If you want cultural experience, Cuba is an interesting place. However, the one flaw in the plan is that October is the Hurricane season.

Because working in an office is essentially a tournament (the CEO being the tournament champion), it motivates people in two ways. One is to work harder so that you get paid more and promoted and secondly, it motivates people to backstab. "Tournament Theory" (Ed Leazer etc - great name btw) basically tries to explain why work is such a cunt and why office life can make people miserable. The conclusion of this way of looking at office life is that you should work hard when that effort is easily observable and tied to your rewards for work, or to backstab when it is not, to make you look better relative to the others (its relative performance that matters in the tournament). My advice is therefore to gossip about your mate and this munter to people, mentioning it at discrete times but ensuring that the 'office gossip' finds out. Then when the gossip is out there, when it comes up again, introduce the theory that she only shagged him to keep him sweet because she does nothing at work. Dog eat dog (quite possibly literally if your mate likes carpet burger).

Plenty of warehouse work in Gibraltar apparently. Denmark isnt a bad shout but they all speak perfect english over there, so theres not much need to for english native speakers. The USA is out as you'd need a green card or a visa from your company, what about Canada, is that the same? Both me and my brother live and work abroad, for different reasons, he just fucked off and did any job he could until he sorted himself out, i went with my company. You'd be lucky to find something in between iyam.

7th Stop it. I wish you fucking would. All this grief over one thread. I'm going to military grade predictions. One a day. Dont go changing Parky, absurd and outlandish claims are the backbone of any decent forum. Fo sho. Stupid predictions are where its at man, one FA cup final me and my mate did a spread bet called 'Spitting Image' where you had to predict how many times a player was caught spitting on camera. I dont recall the outcome. Another one was called "U-Boats!" for an international game - how many german subs would there be in the match.

7th Stop it. I wish you fucking would. All this grief over one thread. I'm going to military grade predictions. One a day. Dont go changing Parky, absurd and outlandish claims are the backbone of any decent forum.

Did Beye come out and categorically state he was staying at Marseille when he signed the new contract there? Or did he sign it knowing how it would benefit Marseille's valuation?

She looked fitter in real life.

Do we want a buyer who can afford a championship club? (think about it).

You seen his lass? I met them both on a flight from Newcastle to Paris, she is fit as a butcher's dog.

As he says he is 'under contract' does that mean the terms of it wont change?

Gary Abletts best rhyming slang ever.

Thats 62m of wages in all of those players there. Which leaves 8m for the rest of the staff at SJP (playing, coaching, management, retail, hospitality).