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The person who posts the picture of the knob is the gay one. The question i have is whether he could piss in a straight line and what % of piss makes it into the bowl? Wonder what sort of ratio he 'sprinkled' off?

Honestly though, you've seen nowt like it. He was sitting clothed and there was obviously something not quite right in the front of his jeans, then eventually the interviewer asked if he could see it. This bloke goes, "I thought you'd never ask" and dropped his strides to reveal this enormous red mess with two bollocks (literally) the size of grapefruit, and this knob that was just like a pulverised steak. It looked like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it. He even announced "I call it the blob" as he exposed it. And he's there trying to pretend he's pleased with the whole thing. Fat deformed good for nothing prick? Should have named it The Shepherd tbh

Not the first man to be defensive after creating a mess between his legs. Sounds horrendous. Is this you trying to bring the tone back up or something? Deformed Knob threads?

I've just woken up to a page about rimming! Gemmill brought it up not me tbf.

If her wiggins bridge is quite small it can happen by accident tbh.

Dont knock it till you've tried it tbh. I'm not keen on champagne mate. Or poo. No accouting for taste (no pun intended). Never rimmed a lass then???

Cruz for girlfriend experience, Hayek for anal games tbh

Dont knock it till you've tried it tbh.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. I enjoy delaying penetration till they are shivering with want. With buff men?

On average, small-titted women will allow it in the back door more than women with big tits. This is fundemental truth known by all men deep down from experience. Makes the trade-off even harder.

Think this is known as a Moose's Knuckle - not sure if it will work so havent nested it in the post. Its the giant form of camel toe. http://img139.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mooseknucklezu9.jpg

It would have to be in BDSM gear (her not me) though, as lingerie + muscles = tranny.

I'm pretty sure i'd do her tbh. Her Bo Selecta puppet is amusing as fuck though.

Down the side of the Laing art gallery, its in those old georgian houses.

Crazy gun-toting yank coppers.

I ended up going to the Grainger House on Higham place. Good service and interior, quietish atmosphere but focus all about the food. All locally sourced meats, fish etc and high quality stuff. Recommend it as a place for a date. £50 a head with 3 courses and 3 bottles of wine.

Day off today, doing nowt but eating me mams fridge (literally) and drinking tea.

Its funny about the mexican food too. One of my best mates here is Mexican, top lad, meeting him tonight to for a pint and one of the CL games. He is an amazing cook, will ask him what he made for me when i was at his as it blew me away. Had something like 10 or 20 different types of chilli but wasnt that hot. The toontastic burrito bar has to be a winner though.

You like women who look like that Had 'dirt' written all over her. If she had a wash you might be able to still make it out.

I would have thought Ole' Snakehips was the spit of Ricky Martin?

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/....html#msg620612 Soz, i just presumed that he meant the toon. The link is for on the one manc-mag must be talking about.

Theres a new Burrita Bar in town according to GRT from NO

The bloke who won Hell's Kitchen (the Gordon Ramsay thing) opened up a restaurant in town called Rockafella (named after his signature dish). Aspers is the big casino in The Gate. I've not been but it's meant to be pretty swanky - it's on more than one floor I think. Passed me by that Gordon Ramsey thing. This Apers place sounds good but isnt the Gate geet shit like..?

Someone with a pair of eyes who's seen those two pictures, then? A musician mate who has hung out with her. Gets seriously good weed too apparently. Pah, so do I See ye sunday Aye, we'll pop out for one. If I decide I like you that is You'll know he doesn't like you now though if he doesn't tip you the wink. I know It'll be awkward on here on the monday too.

Excellent stuff lads, really appreciate it. Am looking at Barn Again/Black Door @ The Biscuit Factory La Riviera Francescas Rockafella - what is that Gemmill? Blackfriars Have been to Paradiso before with em but thanks a lot DK - whats this Aspers place?