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That's some kind of optical illusion. All the faces are the same yet somehow look different......... All the mouths are moving - freaky..

Cartilage damage undoubtedly.

Saturday Night, Sunday Morning Old Disco classic...

To the tune of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable now.... Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - oh so much to answer for

I stayed at the Grey Street Hotel for one night over xmas and its very good. Ring them and say you saw an offer on the internet for around 70 quid but cant remember where. Worked for me, got a 150 a night room half price. Good hotel, great location.

Work related tests that involve pissing can be a serious inconvenience.... if you pardon the near pun.

Fuck that shit you knobcheese! NewOrleansGeordie has got a 'canny feeling' about this one!

...I'd love it if we beat them, love it... If we somehow scraped a draw it would be hilarious tbh. I would be over the moon, got a 6 hour trip to get to London on weds afternoon, am in trouble at work for not being around and a draw would make it all more worthwhile. Tbf to Mourinho, i think he does like Newcastle* as a club but we are just getting caught up in the mind-game nonsense. *Sweeping unbacked-up statement.

Isnt United 93 just a load of propaganda in the War on Terror? I want to see Red Road.

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out. It'll stink of micro-fiche It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally. I take it you've sorted the long one out then Aye didn't take long, an African princess on my left sussed what I was up to and provided the vital help I needed to get to the finishing line. You've just come in your pants?

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out. It'll stink of micro-fiche It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally. I take it you've sorted the long one out then

I would like.... I would but I wouldn't be paying for the pleasure! To be fair to the lad she does look like she swallows and wouldnt fight back if you poked her in the ring.

Aye but I'm assuming they keep the copies of Take a Break all in the same place! I can't promise whoever pm's me their number that I wont send then a photo of my cock, although it would be a bit difficult getting one as I'm in the library. The challenge excites me! Get the fit librarian to help out.

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out. It'll stink of micro-fiche

First time i went to see my current lass when we started going out (first time, 7 years ago now), i had travelled up from london on the train. I had a burger king at kings x, got some stellas in etc. I think i would have had some food from the buffet car on the way up too. Got to our lasses and just as i kissed her this fart came out that must have been the mix of GNER food, lager and nerves. It was a horrendous stink. Fortunatley for me she just laughed but i was mortified. She likes to bring the story up from time to time too.

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

Good thinking...

Aye, the french are all ring-kissers tbh.

http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsite...trip/index.html Crip on a trip is a new channel 4 documentary about a disabled persons round the world trip. Has to be the funniest named programme ever. Only because the lad chose the name though.

Aye, i heard that the City fans siad he had a head like a 50p piece or something. Its been his biggest strength for us and not just his goals but receiving the ball long he has shown good control with his head. I just see him as a big bonus for us this season and his presence doesnt complicate the need for another young long term buy up front.

Don't misunderstand me. I agree he does have some great skill, but he does have some moments of poor control. All I was saying is that it is not all 'great ball control', that's all. I wasnt trying to argue he has great control really (just saw it in the paper this morning) but it is noticeable that it has improved in his last few games. I remember reading a review of him on a european footie site just after we got him and i think it must have been based on his performances in the french league as the review said he was highly skilful and had a great control (along those lines). Yet it was obvious when he arrived he couldnt keep it within a 2 metre radius with his first touch. I also heard him on century before the game (funny accent) and he sounds happy to be here and enjoying his football. Hence he is showing what he is capable of. I think we will continue to get value out of him. He also didnt go down like a sack of shite that much last night either.

From the Guardian "Sibierski then set about debunking the notion that his first touch is not all it might be by conjuring a chance for the lively Obafemi Martins with a sublime backheel"

There was no contact and it wasnt offside but am sure the linesman' flag went up. Styles said to Roeder that there was a foul but there was no contact at all with any of the players. Gutted as it was a real class move. I thought emre was excellent last night. Is it cos Parker is shit or is it that they cant play together?

All the lasses you've dismissed on here, and you've got a thing for Piper?! Are you being serious? Piper pisses all over the other girls you're on about. And in my mind, all too literally. Billie fucking Piper? She's not even half-nice! Outside tbh. Regularly drinks in The Steeles on Haverstock hill on a sunday evening if you're interested manc. You know sometimes on porn films birds shove their own fist in their gob ? Well, you could fit Chris Moyles arse in Billie Piper's gob. Not sure who'd buy it like.

Is this question purely rhetorical? Next shirts (for work) are canny imo. I'm more of a Gap man