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Kikwete is a geordie tbh

But anyone know how the fuck the other fella ended up a supposed NUFC fan? Well then i presume that who was getting the enormous police escort that passed us in the car on the way into London after the match on sunday. There were about 5 or 6 police bikes pulling traffic over into the opposite bus lane then 2 blacked out SUVs and one long black limo, then more SUVs came through with bikes doing what i reckon were some sort of security manoeuvres. There was a black and green flag with some symbol on the Limo and thought i could only see one person inside. I didnt recognise the flag but thought it was african or something. I was wondering what that sort of person would be doing in THAT area (the area around spurs is fucking minging by any standards). They were clearly headed into central London. I reckon he was at spurs on sunday

Link?

and if she's not in Lob one out in her bed whilst sniffing a pair of her dirty knickers.

Hissy fit

Cockney hom.

10,000 people apparently.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6268401.stm

Your experimental early 20s? Never been tbh.

To the tune of Rewind - 'Van Persie, when a girl says no, molest her'

Hard times?

Well one thing thats clear to me about history is that this thread wont be in it.

He likes his food. Give him a break man!

Who's HTT? I've forgotten what NO looks like tbh. Coach HTT Sunshine coach?

Who's HTT? I've forgotten what NO looks like tbh.

You know what surprised the fuck out of me? French birds love an english accent on a man. However, if they get damp for an englishman they are positively soaking on hearing a geordie accent. They all say 'Bah oui' which roughly translates as 'why aye'. I've had endless fun getting them to say it in a geordie accent.

Bradley Branning tbh. I mean Bodger, not Scott

Bradley Branning tbh.

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though) I had to buy ground cinammon to go in this pasta thing yesterday. Cinammon? In pasta? Couldn't even taste it tbh. You'll never use it again tbh.

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then. You gonna use yourself as the ingredients?

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though)

Its for neutrals isnt it? Shit i would have thought.

Cooking isnt gay, using phrases like 'to die for' is though. I'm a culinary whizz kid, have been for years. Great way to impress the laydeez.

Sorry but Owen will not be back in March and you are deluding yourself if you think otherwise. If we are luck he will be back for next season with a good pre-season under his belt but odds on he'll be looking at playing elsewhere if we finish outside the European places. Not according to Richard Steadman. On what basis are you making that judgement, as all his medical experts have said march?

That one is fairly ridiculous like. Quite, remarkable achievement by the cameraman to have moved at all before it was in the back of the net. What was the name of that sports commentator that Spitting Image used to do who always said 'Quite remarkable!' ?