ChezGiven

To the tune of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable now.... Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - oh so much to answer for

I stayed at the Grey Street Hotel for one night over xmas and its very good. Ring them and say you saw an offer on the internet for around 70 quid but cant remember where. Worked for me, got a 150 a night room half price. Good hotel, great location.

Work related tests that involve pissing can be a serious inconvenience.... if you pardon the near pun.

Isnt United 93 just a load of propaganda in the War on Terror? I want to see Red Road.

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out. It'll stink of micro-fiche It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally. I take it you've sorted the long one out then Aye didn't take long, an African princess on my left sussed what I was up to and provided the vital help I needed to get to the finishing line. You've just come in your pants?

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out. It'll stink of micro-fiche It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally. I take it you've sorted the long one out then

I would like.... I would but I wouldn't be paying for the pleasure! To be fair to the lad she does look like she swallows and wouldnt fight back if you poked her in the ring.

Aye but I'm assuming they keep the copies of Take a Break all in the same place! I can't promise whoever pm's me their number that I wont send then a photo of my cock, although it would be a bit difficult getting one as I'm in the library. The challenge excites me! Get the fit librarian to help out.

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty. Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out. It'll stink of micro-fiche

First time i went to see my current lass when we started going out (first time, 7 years ago now), i had travelled up from london on the train. I had a burger king at kings x, got some stellas in etc. I think i would have had some food from the buffet car on the way up too. Got to our lasses and just as i kissed her this fart came out that must have been the mix of GNER food, lager and nerves. It was a horrendous stink. Fortunatley for me she just laughed but i was mortified. She likes to bring the story up from time to time too.

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house. Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library! Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker. Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

Good thinking...

http://www.channel4.com/learning/microsite...trip/index.html Crip on a trip is a new channel 4 documentary about a disabled persons round the world trip. Has to be the funniest named programme ever. Only because the lad chose the name though.

All the lasses you've dismissed on here, and you've got a thing for Piper?! Are you being serious? Piper pisses all over the other girls you're on about. And in my mind, all too literally. Billie fucking Piper? She's not even half-nice! Outside tbh. Regularly drinks in The Steeles on Haverstock hill on a sunday evening if you're interested manc. You know sometimes on porn films birds shove their own fist in their gob ? Well, you could fit Chris Moyles arse in Billie Piper's gob. Not sure who'd buy it like.

Is this question purely rhetorical? Next shirts (for work) are canny imo. I'm more of a Gap man

Its a funny thing with these brands like. YSL is uber-tendy in France, the YSL shops are staffed by 6 foot plus female models and there is always champagne if you are buying. Burberry is another one. Only worn by demure brunette super babes. I'd love to see some posh tart from Paris all dressed up in YSL and Burberry getting chatted up by some radge charver from Byker all in the same clobber.

There has to be a funny sob story behind that, this could even be the appropriate thread for it. Sadly not, apparantly waiting for a new PC to arrive. I was reading over one of the 'gold' threads the other day when HTT went mental, was absolutely hilarious. Which one?

It was like a self-fulfilling prophecy as far as i can tell. The more noise about the idea, the more traffic he got and hence the more demand for space on the site. At 800,000 + visitors at its peak and payments for the adverts linked to traffic, he made a million. It was just a gimmick that created traffic.

Its their prevalence in France that put me off them tbh There's a difference between what I carry and what those Euroboys carry. I'm not talking about one of those tiny little rucksacks that they wear over both shoulders. The ones that are about the size of a scrotum and sit in the middle of their backs. Mine is just a proper bag. NAILS tbh. I dont know like, its a slippery slope. Whats next? Manrags?

Its their prevalence in France that put me off them tbh

Get the lot of them involved. Smooth Operator and the Manbags has a ring to it.

Your life is too dynamic to afford to be without one.

What about that bloke who won the world 'Scissor-paper-stones' championship in Canada the other week?

What category would you enter yourself in?

If you're going to work, surely a bag is acceptable on the basis that you need a load of stuff. I cant think of any other time a bag is acceptable. If you smoke then your pockets are going to be a bit full when you go to the pub but i always find a jacket pocket for my tabs leaving front pockets for wallet and phone. Bag to work is ok but bag to pub has to be a no-no. No?