ChezGiven

10,000 people apparently.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6268401.stm

Your experimental early 20s? Never been tbh.

To the tune of Rewind - 'Van Persie, when a girl says no, molest her'

Hard times?

Well one thing thats clear to me about history is that this thread wont be in it.

He likes his food. Give him a break man!

Who's HTT? I've forgotten what NO looks like tbh. Coach HTT Sunshine coach?

Who's HTT? I've forgotten what NO looks like tbh.

You know what surprised the fuck out of me? French birds love an english accent on a man. However, if they get damp for an englishman they are positively soaking on hearing a geordie accent. They all say 'Bah oui' which roughly translates as 'why aye'. I've had endless fun getting them to say it in a geordie accent.

Bradley Branning tbh. I mean Bodger, not Scott

Bradley Branning tbh.

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though) I had to buy ground cinammon to go in this pasta thing yesterday. Cinammon? In pasta? Couldn't even taste it tbh. You'll never use it again tbh.

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then. You gonna use yourself as the ingredients?

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though)

Its for neutrals isnt it? Shit i would have thought.

Cooking isnt gay, using phrases like 'to die for' is though. I'm a culinary whizz kid, have been for years. Great way to impress the laydeez.

Sorry but Owen will not be back in March and you are deluding yourself if you think otherwise. If we are luck he will be back for next season with a good pre-season under his belt but odds on he'll be looking at playing elsewhere if we finish outside the European places. Not according to Richard Steadman. On what basis are you making that judgement, as all his medical experts have said march?

That one is fairly ridiculous like. Quite, remarkable achievement by the cameraman to have moved at all before it was in the back of the net. What was the name of that sports commentator that Spitting Image used to do who always said 'Quite remarkable!' ?

Try Channel 4.

Don't tell me, your's are better ? Why do you want to know like?

You're feeling?

This sounds good

Damning with faint praise I was in the same bar as Gazza, Albert, Bez and a couple of others in the Bigg Market around 94. As i squeezed past Gazza, i grabbed his belly and gave it a shake. Not the strangest place at the time to bump into that lot though.

Assumed we were keeping it Newcastle like, but since you've raised the spectre of a Smoggie, I suppose I could just add that I bumped into (and I mean I really did BUMP into) Mark Viduka and his wife in Leeds a couple of years ago. He looked quite frightened, like he thought I was going to mug him or something. I suppose it was dark, outside the multi-storey car park in New York Street, just behind the market and it would be a prime place for a good mugging. Damn, another opportunity missed. I bet he fuckin shat himself at the sight of you Aye. Exactly the same expression as Gemmill had on when I walked into the bar. Absolutely shitting bricks. What with you sweating like a fucked fridge it was a right old sight for sore eyes.