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The quality of European medieval “old towns” isn’t often at the forefront of my thoughts but it has to be said Bari doesn’t readily spring to mind for your average punter. It has to be said though that it’s utterly fuckin amazing etc and as an added bonus you can casually stroll into a gorgeous cathedral and get and audience with yer actual genuine SANTA CLAUS 🎅 at the Bacilica di San Nicola There’s also a statue of the fucker outside… paid for by one Vladimir Putin, who wanted to venerate the saint too. He’s very important to the Orthodox Church too, he’s patron saint of Russia.

Just got in….did we beat Brighton in the end? 🤪

Drawn a blank in Bari for watching the game tonight….there isn’t a broadcaster who screens live premier league games apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️ I mean what do you expect from a town who has this in their club shop

“ Newcastle are shit “ part 7436 😏 Think the fuckin scouse cunt has forgotten Rangers and Celtic both played in the group stages this season 🤷🏻‍♂️

Am with my celtic cousins on this one. Loved Ginola but Robert in a way had more tools although without DG’s ability to beat a man. DG’s level dropped when KK stopped him going to Barca, Robert’s dropped when Souness rolled in like a 1970s gangster and expected everyone to treat him like Tony fuckin Montana

ITS THE WEEK OF MY FUCKIN BROTHERS WEDDING IN FUCKING BARI…. I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ISLAND NEAR CARDIFF FULL OF SLAPPERS AND SLOT ARCADES…TURNS OUT ITS IN CUNTING ITALY 🤷🏻‍♂️

Not an Eddie Howe player as long as I’ve got a hole in my arse

Hope you make Europe mate, best of luck PS would you accept a sneaky 30mill for wee Billy? 😃

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Yeah Kompany is a deeply impressive individual…. completed a masters degree in business administration whilst still playing, then gets Burnley back up first dart..…that’s who Eddie will be competing with long term…

HSIN? is Johnny Marr’s sonic gift to humanity. Even that cunt Morrissey couldn’t ruin it with his self pitying mewling. His words were fairly remarkable in 85 but they weren’t the thing that moved your soul, it was the music..

I’ve been thinking about this today. Fergie wanted to “knock Liverpool off their fuckin perch” and as soon as we got promoted Keegan said the same about Fergie. So with all this in mind when do you envisage Pep leaving so Eddie Howe can romp us to our inevitable league title?

RIP Andy

Fuck knows what the midfield will look like in Monday

Think the Alkmaar mob barged into the section with the WH players’ families in it..

I and my trusty sausage utility case have never for a moment suggested we wouldn’t finish in the top 4 . It’s you constantly misrepresenting the views of others on here that brings so much shit to your door. And when we beat Leicester on Monday Everton will be a knocking bet to stay up the following weekend and your status as “Toontastic Nostradamus of the season” will be confirmed….again…

Gemmill on Saturday, hoping for a face saving result at Anfield

Alkmaar are cunts

West Ham v Fiorentina in the final of the Europa conference… that’s a fuckin great tie ☺️ Seville v Roma in yer actual Europa… an Italian side in all three European finals And this… second Euro final in a row for Mourinho…

That cunt playing right back 🤷🏻‍♂️

Need another one before half time…Casemiro will move into the middle and Mac Allister will join him iyam…

Estupid is the worst left back I’ve seen since Mark Stimson