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I think if I were this particular Liverpool fan I’d have waited till we spunk 200 mill this summer before I wrote this

Danny Rose is a fuckin MAG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

In a crowded field, he’s man of the match by a country mile Ps Gareth Southgate is a cunt

See what happens if we take our chances?

Just to reiterate my thesis from earlier

Who won the ball in midfield to get that attack going?? #longythenewmakalele

INTO THESE COCKNEY BASTADS THEYRE FUCKIN SHITE MAN!

Liverpool have won their last two games actually David

What the fuck has Danny Rose got on his head? Did he park his private train at Central?…

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Well isn’t this a joy….

Saw that last night. Instrumental in Tricky coming to the fore in Bristol too. RIP

The 80s one always splits opinion… I heard someone describe it once as “a modern design classic” …. I’d tend to sort of agree with that…it’s better than a lot of what a lot of clubs came up with that changed to a more contemporary design in the 80s ended up with iyam

Quick league table of clubs in London with the most cunty support?… you being local and that?…

In a field that can only be described as “packed”, this is one of the most self pitying parcels of fuckin shit it’s been my misfortune to come across

Minteh is plainly Yorkshire for minty obvs

Talented 18 year old right winger incoming?…

If they get the ball to Kane the dirty bastard is always a threat. Our recent slow starts need to become a thing of the past pronto

Here’s something am sure we can get behind on Sunday lunchtime…sadly am not travelling due to MY BROTHERS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS HASTILY ARRANGED FUCKIN SECOND STAG DO OF HIS LIFE NEXT SATURDAY AT OF ALL PLACES KELSO CUNTING RUGBY CLUB THE INCONSIDERATE FUCKER. HES NOT ASKED ME TO BE BEST MAN FOR THE SECOND TIME EITHER, I THINK HE KNOWS WHAT THE ANSWER WOULD’VE BEEN 🖕🏻… to be fair, that does allow me the scant consolation of being at the Southampton game next Sunday