PaddockLad

Good opinions. Still doenst alter the fact that none of them would work for Ashley. Now, if Pardew (5th place last season, above Jol and Martinez) is not good enough, name someone who is and would galdly work for Ashley. Come on cocknose, all this fake whingeing has got to lead somwhere, or your masterplan for success at NUFC is doomed to failure. Lets hear who would leave their club and work for the (in)famous Mike Ashley....

Jol: Given millions to spend at Spurs, did ok, Europe most seasons. Would he get that finance at NUFC without having to sell?...you can bet your life that Ashley expected to seel Tiote and Ba last summer. Thats the main reason we didnt get anyone bar Anita. Martinez: got a bigger budget than Pardew, can just about keep Wigan in the division. Redknapp: already turned Ashley down 4 years ago, tactically shite. anyone else?.....anyone who would actually be willing to work for Ashley?...

No, you want him gone now. Who would you like as his replacement?

Who are we getting in as Pardew's replacement then lbt?....lets hear your short list.....

No Lampard or Terry last night, Drogba in China.All 3 Irreplaceable iyam. As for those who were brought in in an attempt to do so, how many did RDM get a say in? who was manager when Abramovich bought Shevchenko and Torres in over the managers' heads? seeing as the man who prepares and picks the side has no real say on who his players are likely to be at pre season training its a miracle these fuckers have won as much over the last decade.

Spartacus Ben Hur Gladiator The Cleopatra one with Liz Taylor Indiana Jones x 3 Great Escape

One for Toonpack to explain...Rangers win the "big tax case" v HMRC... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20414804

Plastic manc banwagon jumper turned Olympic hero's ancestor turns out to be one of our all time greats... For Rutherford, it will be an opportunity to shine on his great-grandfather's home turf. Jock Rutherford was a right-winger who became known as "the Newcastle flyer". He won three championship titles and appeared in five FA Cup finals for Newcastle, won 11 England caps and played in the old First Division for Arsenal at the age of 41. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/athletics/rutherford-plants-new-roots-in-arizona-8336270.html

Is your missus coming with you mate?......

Thats the year after you fuckin thick mackem twat

Well theyre more entitled to get emotional about than you are seeing as they do actually pay for a ticket. Fuck off anywhere, just stop spilling your fuckin idiocy on here.

Flick the stream over to Stoke then old son, simple as that. Fuck knows what you'd be like if you actually had to pay to watch NUFC....

A troll from Norway apparently...who'd have thunk it?

You lot were in divi 2 in 88/89 you lying fuckin twat

Wullie S, and those who wrote the King James Bible, are largely responsible for the move from middle to modern English. Chaucer wrote the Canterbury tales only 100 years or so before Shakespeare and its like a different language. 1000s of phrases from the Bible became commonplace when every church in the country got one.

Thats ok, I agree. Its been shit. Dont see anything changing fast though...thats Mike for you

Not when you were cheerleader in fuckin chief for the entire regime last season you can't. Well, you can, but you'll run the risk of looking like a flip flopping, inconsistant whiner. And who wants to come across like that?

I read in a book that reason Mexicans call Americans "Gringos" is due to the Scottish Marching song "Green grow the rashes O!" which was the marching song of detatchments of Scottish mercenries during the Mexican War of independance. The Mexicans heard the jocks singing it and started to call their opponents on the battlefield "Gringos", and that eventually became the term for all Americans. Which is a great story. And apparently its bollocks too!

Whats changed though?....you've not made the case very well here. Your "cure all" of Shane in for Guti didnt get us a win on Saturday at home v moderate opposisition. I think we've been unlucky.

thats embarrassing, even for a mackem...

Thats what some are saying though CT...you personally cant have it both ways, love eberything about the club last season then "everythings shit" this season when the reality not a lot has changed. I don't think its as bad as people are painting. We created enough to get something from the last two games. Mind, I cant disagree too much, we're shite to watch atm. Movement was an issue last season too, its just that everything that Cisse and Ba hit went in. hmmm...that one also needs a bit of work CT

The emergency services put extra bodies on duty at times when there is a full moon. My old man did his own amateur survey on it. Almost always, over the period of around 15 years, any fisticuffs down the village pub was when there was a full moon. People are controlled by the fucker and have been since the dawn of time

The same could definetly be said about us last season. And did anyone think that when we had good performances we were poor to watch? When you've got Demba, its tempting and look at the goals he scored up till January last year. He fuckin destroyed manu on his own virtually (bit of help from an unusually active Shola ) Theres nothing wrong with playing that way...seemingly only when you're winning though.

English teams have almost always in modern times played a mixture between short passing and long ball, and many have been very successful at it. Chelsea for the last decade being the latest. Arsenal under George Graham are another. Theres fuck all wrong with playing direct football with one or two flair players thrown in. I don't know why anyone would imply we played like Brazil 70 last year, it was mostly pretty far from the case.