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Monkeys Fist

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  1. He'll have false-tanned his cock with Cheezy Wotsit dust.
  2. Essemmbee finally emerges from his jizzathon, a husk of a man, but with his rapier wit intact.
  3. I've always fancied that- does it pay well?
  4. Judging by their bellies, I'd say it wouldn't be too hard to outrun them- 4 strides and they'd be fucked.
  5. That's just four random words you've hoyed at the page. "I'm a self employed cork apple table folder"
  6. Given his squad number, this one raised a chuckle.
  7. Even him being a fucking replicant wouldn't excuse the Frog bastarding Chorus.
  8. "Shaking like a shitting dog" Poetry.
  9. The dead bloke is better than Michael Owen
  10. CT- is that some kind of melon/tomato?
  11. How the fuck do you do that with your hands cuffed behind you? Mental
  12. You assume my interest is far greater than it is.
  13. What's the story there then- where, when, what possible reason have the cops given for it etc?
  14. Didn't they have him cuffed before the shots started? Fucking mental, and criminal.
  15. Could be worse, mind. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35485-lose-em/#entry1322835
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