Monkeys Fist

She looks like an after photo for a meth-head with a cracking set of bangers. The crazy ones are always filthy.

Please do an emo Ryder.

He dresses like a man on YTS wages.

Found your stash, I think.

Bloody Mohameds, coming over here,changing our seasons, something something, bacon shed.

Ran that slapper silhouette through my zx81photo editing suite, lightened the x/y monotones, recombobulated the contrast parameters etc. you'll never guess.

FYP

Hell's teeth, woman- how long is this birthday going on for? Someone's also put up loads of signs for you on the Felling bypass.

Cock banana?

Not guilty. If I could fuck around with peoples' avatars, this joker would be way down the list.

Cock banana ......

Leave him alone! His dad died in a blazing fire. Blazing.

It did tend to leave you spasticus autisticus.

Aye, Blue was for normal pissed nights, Red was the stronger one, for impressing the classy lasses in Woolco's car park.

Red label or blue label, though?

Neither of them are fit to lace Wilson's boots.

Cath's lying to sound cool. Only last week she asked me if she could film me bashing the Bishop. Said it was for her collection?

Nailed it

Why did anyone bother posting after this?

Oscar Wilde was jailed in 1895 for what Man City are about to do to us, live, on telly.

Made for each other.