Monkeys Fist

My daughter is currently obsessed with that Lego Ninjago palaver.

Those last 5 words are all the answers we need.

Something something , ball control, something something, keeping it tight in the box, something, hur hur, etc.

At home, reading shit books. Ffs

Guilty- poor defense. There's a shock.

I win.

Diahorrea of a Nobody Watershit Down The Ring of Shitewater.

Brickshithouse Lane

The Running Man.

Works every time.

The Curious Incident On The Bog In The Night.

I'll take that as a "yes, I woke up on the sofa, shamefully"

Johnson meets next season's coaching team

Noted http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35613-2015-uefa-under-21s/?p=1339656

Turtleshead Revisited.

The Pickwick Tapers.

Barnaby Sludge.

David Copperbolt

Should I turn the volume down before I click that? Edit Yes, I fucking should've.

Rayvin's on his lonesome this week, isn't he, hence him being lashed? What odds he wakes up on the sofa at 5am, cock out, and some choice Jap Scat playing on a loop on his tablet

A Back Passage To India

Twelfth Shite.

The Bedlington version, with Turd of Turd Hall?

I Clauditout Wuthering Shites

Adventures of Dangleberry Finn