Monkeys Fist

If you write to the club and tell them you've come from Pakistan for the match, I'm pretty sure they'll sort you a ticket.

Who the fuck has a nap on the floor?

Cabella could calm the waters by inviting Carver out for a cheeky half- " Demi, John?"

He fucks up three words in- the club have made a point of insisting it's a Head Coach we won't be looking for in summer.

The home help has been and got him up.

Woser!

Oops, must use the quote feature. That was directed at Cath.

I don't gamble, so you can all fuck off. Even you, Coca Cola Kid

Ashley is taking inspiration from the bin dippers- where they had the Boot Room system, we have the Booty Room. Only those prepared to have their tongues surgically attached to the booty of Dear Leader need apply.

Pipe Down McFaul. Is that Irish?

They're surprisingly accurate, aren't they?

He's just been on Sky Mouthathon claiming he invented the Chrissy Waddle haircut. Righty Ho John.

FYP

Which leaves me picturing this......

What about gay paedos?

"I'd like to donate blood, so I would." "Grand. Would ye like to bum that fella over there?" " yes I would, so I would. " - fail. " away to fuck , ye bollix" - pass.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/badly-drawn-90s-footballers 15/17. Gutted.

Adjusted for accuracy. Solo trip-I reckon he's asked some random stranger. "Here, Fritz, trek me pitcha man!"

Aye, but we haven't worked with Sir Bobby, or Speedo.

Cockeyed Mala gets me every time

Or humped