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Monkeys Fist

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  1. He's "Following" 5 different antivirus firms
  2. Cheeky bastard, considering the crooks who've been in charge previously.
  3. What I heard was his puke being ejected then landing back in the pool of puke in his mouth. No crying, he wasn't moving, nothing. Scared the shit out of me when I thought about it later. And yeah, bollocks to housework
  4. Yikes! Bruised arse? I was woken at 4am this morning by the sound of my 4yr old son quiet choking on his own vomit. I've never moved so fast, so early, in my life. He's fine now, little twat
  5. My personal favorite app is the one below. It allows me to transform pictures of my friends and family into Darren Flecther, and then mildly berate them for their average performances for average teams. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/elf-makeover/id681953092?mt=8
  6. My understanding of this is that winnits are so called because they "winnit* come off". I'm here to help. * posh translator- winnit= will not.
  7. Yes!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!! I just DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
  8. You could sign up,politely request she fucks off, then delete your account, leaving nought but the lingering, sour aroma of your, not unreasonable, request. Like a virtual turd.
  9. How do you manage to watch grumble flicks?
  10. @@Park Life, why don't you ask her? https://mobile.twitter.com/bjork
  11. Oooh, isn't that whossname....... Max Weinberg?
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