Monkeys Fist

And here's the proof. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, peasants. Etc etc

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26663168 I expect her to be shitting in her mate's mouth by the end of the year

He'll make it all back ( and then some) with the book and film deals.

Guild navigator? Is that the Shaky Hand Gang?

Why was he so vehemently against smoking?

That would be " not at all".

I tend to agree with Kin, up to a point. I don't think it's landed anywhere, for the reasons Wor Kin has said, but, given the general area it's disappeared in, I reckon we are seeing the opening moves of the RETURN OF GODZILLA!!! This time she's bigger and she's eating planes. Simple when you look at the evidence.

With his luck, he'll probably fall in. Hope things improve for you Gloomy.

Whaaat?

I'm nicking that.

Desmond. You've been warned , recently too. Keep up the trolling and you won't be here long enough to lose your bet. Is this clear enough?

He's a happy chap mind.

Howay man, he doesn't use his fists.

They'd only be able to do it if Nicolas Cage was on the flight.

I'm not too clued up on current aviation tech, need an expert opinion from Des

Fyp

How would it disappear from radar then? Isn't that ground based, and independent of the aircraft?

As we say goodbye to one political colossus, could we be witnessing the birth of another? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2581147/Happy-Mondays-dancer-Bez-reveals-plans-stand-PARLIAMENT-2015.html

I was 17- I was in the pub the next night

Knocked myself out when I was 17 by crashing my dirt bike, which I ended up under as I used the road as sandpaper. No lid, so the facial swelling was in the Joseph Merrick category. ( I had stitches put in to the left side of my left eyebrow- I watched the entire thing, needles going in, the lot, with my right eye, such was the swelling). It was in Kielder Forest, where I was working at the time, and the centre staff later worked out I was probably out cold for 10 minutes. Very lucky chap, the stitches and a broken bone in my hand were the worst injuries ( other than skinning the entire left hand side of my face). Lesson learned- wear a lid