Monkeys Fist

What a surprise-Desmond doesn't care for pussy.

I normally peruse a selection of Limburger shots.

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-book-titles-covers/?image_id=worst-book-covers-titles-38.jpg

It was linked to at the bottom of this, about the huge asteroid passing by Earth tonight. http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/dont-panic-but-theres-a-massive-asteroid-passing-between-the-earth-and-the-moon-tonight-4426627/ I like to read about Astronomy whilst I'm screwing the contents of my fridge.

I suppose it's a kind of shooting http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/swiss-cheese-pervert-serial-masturbator-faces-more-charges-4423660/

They've been ordered to pull the ad by the ASA, after 5000+ complaints and a petition with 122,000 signatories. http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/mar/05/paddy-power-oscar-pistorius-ad-withdrawn-immediate-effect

Christ, that's beyond poor taste.

Are you one of those ladys?

He thinks he's a pirate, or something.

Cheeky fucker!

So it's about autosarcophagy?

Compulsive telephone use is a side effect of Polydactyly.

Nice bike

Bruges is a shithole. Oops. Wrong thread.

It costs more, so they have less disposable income as a result. Pad this out a bit, job done.

People's Front of Geordiea, surely?

Unfortunate cut off point on the BBC ticker reel.

House!

Desmond doesn't wear heels man. You showed us earlier

Where's Wally, works with the specs? What? It's a book.

Oh, no !! A salt on the street!