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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Aye, but .... ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
  2. Did he hoy any casual racism about the place?
  3. the demon drink. He was a well known pisshead, but even so, we still couldn't believe it ourselves. Think we were 11-12 at the time.
  4. We did a similar thing outside Killy club, HMHM, had some old alchy chatting to what he thought was a talking tree. Thinking about it now, the funniest part is imagining his Old Dear's face as he told her about it.
  5. Oh, he's definitely got the monkey glands Took my eye off him for a minute on the way back, when I looked up he was halfway up the bank to Paddy Freemans, clinging on to some tree roots shouting " Daddy, look at me, I'm climbing!" Mrs. Fist started gibbering, whilst I watched him proudly pick his way back down. I'm sure he's got prehensile feet.
  6. Aye .... you meant the anime ....
  7. Had my lot down to Jesmond Dene for a walk this afternoon. After a disappointing search for sticks to hoy in the burn, finding nowt more than twigs, my 3yr old lad disappeared into the bushes and came out with a 6ft branch which was practically a log. He then insisted on dragging the fecking thing 200yds up the dene so he could lob it off a bridge. He was so excited all he could vocalise was a laugh/roar of truimph. Worth it for the looks of middle class horror from the Jesmondites
  8. The phrase, " I wouldn't send him the steam off my shite" is apt here. He's been downloading dodgy grumble flicks.
  9. Alan has just bought the entire pub a Macky Tan.
  10. Currently blowing shit up in Just Cause 2. £4.99 from the PS Store Great fun.
  11. I'm watching it in the Black Garter with Pardew
  12. They were good for head colds- cleared the passages.
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