Monkeys Fist

Was his gun a revolver?

Why on earth would you eat that?

Regardless of the verdict, he'll always, now, have his knockers.

It's an open and shut case.

If he doesn't fall over.

I reckon he's been framed

With one of these he's not technically in the stadium. Although as soon as the wind picks up, the good folk of Sandyford, then Heaton, then Wallsend will hear faint cries of "Seagull, shut your facking noise you facking feathery cahnt!"

Did yee call my Airbus a puff?

Still waiting for the hoverboard

Ball gag. For Valentines. Hence the reluctance with the post mortem, her rep would be in tatters.

I reckon Pistoriuos thought the plane was his lass. Solved.

Desmond gets offered a match ticket-turns it down because .....

Any way to make the font bigger on this?

Giddup

Fucking polar bears!

I read that on the BBC site earlier, but it's gone now. The Thot Plickens Edit: The Mirror mention it. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/missing-malaysia-airlines-eerie-moment-3222919

Why's that then?

Agent Callaghan, this line of communication has been plumbed. Prepare for dearth of funny. I repeat Prepare for dearth of funny.

They had their moments of brilliance

Intiate Protocol 'A' Hole- The African Bishop has gone rogue -Initiate Protocol 'A'Hole

The chicken's neck has been wrung. Repeat The chicken's neck has been wrung.