Monkeys Fist

Tidied

If they look like chavs/sound like mackems, sayonara.

Home made kebab.

Oh, you know, just your average, everyday, run of the mill ,dipshit, Mail reading fuckwit,the type utterly convinced that those horrible foreigners are flooding into Perfidious Albion. You know the type?

Did I say you were? Guilty conscience ?

Imagine living next door to a thinly veiled racist who made pathetic attempts to shoehorn his BNP-lite views into any conversation at every opportunity. Be enough to drive a chap to arson.

Or in the south of England?

Or next door to an empty petrol station?

You don't live in London, do you?

Never had you pegged as a Steps fan.

Agent 3.7 has died at his home in L.A. Loved The Professionals as a lad RIP Bodie. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25135934

I was thinking of going in costume

Given how long I've been off already, I don't see it making too much impact

Been called up for Jury Service. Anyone ever done it?

Oh dear! Guess what H from Steps' real name is http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/ian-h-watkins-from-steps-just-fell-foul-of-an-extremely-unfo

Mammy! Mammy!I'd walk a million...... Er...... No. Anyone got a bike?

(How) Do I Do (It?) Master Blaster ( Jam In)

Mr. Know Nowt