Monkeys Fist

The eggs

*be

If we plant trees down Barrack Road, will Ashley fuck off? Quick! Someone call CT!

Bloody awful.

Other way round for me,like.

You'd have to be king of England .....

Get real man! You expect us to believe he'd be able to keep beans long enough to plant them without eating the fuckers with a buttered slice first?

Aye, righto Alan, you fucking fanny rat

Whereas.... FFS.

In hundreds of years, archaeologists will be stood around The Boldon Pit, puzzling over it's formation. " It's possibly an impact crater, although it lacks any ejected material...... " " It could be man-made, although it's from an extremely crude and simple community. " Some lowly intern , having trawled through centuries of internet records, finds this page...... " No, it's none of that, it's just some useless tit who needed assistance finishing a shit ".

Just get all the soil you dumped over your fence.

You'll have a few pints and some cake to celebrate

I consulted the gaffer about the safety aspects of working this afternoon - " Boss Fist, is it safe?" " No, let's go to the pub"

Some weird fuckers on here

*Their

Vorsprung Dick Technik, an that.

Getting him back to his hotel after his daily drinkathon, mainly. And feeding him his pills to stop his heart exploding. I might apply

Needs to bulk up

I'll bet it is.

As it happens HMHM, I totally agree with you. Kinnear is only here because we have an utter fuckstick in ultimate control.

In the same way that gallons of shitty water falling out of your arse is a only symptom of diahorrea ?

The tonight show clip is pure gold.