Monkeys Fist

Here's the new home strip - exclusive preview for your birthday an that.

Wait for it

Happy Birthday, you drunken glutton.

Always like a happy ending

Heres a nice pair of tits with a cock nestled between them. NSFW , obviously.

Baby pigeons are fucking disgusting.

Fucking desperate for a bite.

*You're.

Police helicopter crashes into a pub in Glasgow. Shit the fucking bed! http://news.sky.com/story/1175697/police-helicopter-crashes-into-glasgow-pub-roof

I've never understood that attitude. That's not a dig at you personally, just never been able to to fathom the " get out of it" approach.

Congrats Donald.

I'm sure there are. But why would you want to 'get out of it'?

Want doesn't come into it.

You said " Healthy, Next!"I'm pointing out to you that almost 50% of its fat is saturated fat. It's not "healthy ".

Asda lean beef mince - 191 calories per 100g 11g fat per 100g , of which 4.3g is saturated. http://mobile.fatsecret.co.uk/calories-nutrition/asda/lean-beef-steak-mince/100g Not the healthiest bait you can devour.

Robot hip joints?

Not. Carry on though.

Tidied

If they look like chavs/sound like mackems, sayonara.

Home made kebab.