Monkeys Fist

I said the exact same thing this lunchtime when I was talking to my mate. He's basically a decoy clown. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

Does he eat da poo poo?

"One Bafetimbi There only one Bafetimbi Thank fuck" J. Kinnear

" We are the Msgs We are the Mags We are , we are ,we are the mags"

He has little else to do on Wearside.

We all have arguments with those we love

I don't think it's false for many people. They feel a genuine connection to him, and a real sense of loss. Not on the same scale as losing a close relative , but a genuine emotion nonetheless.

Where's the buttered slice?

From the same paper, I challenge anyone to get through paragraphs 4-6 without giggling like a schoolboy. And- why didn't she buy a fucking padlock?

Chin up Gene.

21 Does this mean I get boobs?

The " Who Wants To Live Forever" vid, the speech he gives at the end ...... I'm ok, it's just a bit of dust in my eye.

CT. is camper than Christmas. Ducky.

Timely repost of this article, especially since it's 4 years today that Sir Bobby died. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/oliver-holt/Revealed-the-secret-history-between-Kieron-Dyer-and-Sir-Bobby-Robson-that-reveals-so-much-about-both-men-article175139.html

Anyone else bored with the troll?

When can we start killing chavs?

They guided her to her seat!

Roughly 2000 years.

Yorkshire people get angry over the strangest things.

You bought a light. Wow

Mine is running a holiday home/gite on the Ardeche, except I fucking hate looking after other people. If they turned up and had given their kids twatful names I'd refuse them the booking. Plan B- this time next year, become a tramp.