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Monkeys Fist

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  1. But you are all inbred scruffs, you sister fucking vagina.
  2. " We face a mounting threat from Daenerys' army Your Grace, the people are worried. " " Is that the blonde one with the tits?"
  3. I've told you how to do it man! http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34187-artificial-grass/page__st__20#entry1193183
  4. Pretends to be a Geordie for 6 months on NUFC boards. Claims we are sunderland obsessed. Check
  5. That's because in his 6 months as a Geordie, I reckon the seeds of doubt have worked their way into his skull. He's doubting the Gospel according to St. Niall, and seeing the Black snd White light.
  6. Just another example of pc gone mad. #dailymail.
  7. So, it's entirely your choice to blow your most lucrative shift of the week for the sake of a couple of Erdingers. No will power.
  8. When I used to be a cabbie, I'd regularly go to the game on a Saturday afternoon, then go to work. Taking the entire weekend off because of 90 minutes of football is CT's decision, so the £200 a game excuse is just that- an excuse.
  9. Fido Tree's days are numbered then
  10. Just hoy everything on, then roll around on it. If that doesn't crush it down, nowt will
  11. Didn't last long. Which part of laying a bit of turf is arty farty , precisely?
  12. Fuck me, where's the rest of your feet? You're a size 6 I reckon. This fits well with the existing anatomical information we have about you.
  13. CT's or the dog's? " need a shit, can't be bothered to move off AG .......... ....... Hnnnnnnnnmmmmbaaah!"
  14. My money's on him getting a Roomba. Edit : pinned
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