Monkeys Fist
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What would you do with yourself in utopia?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
He said Utopia. And yes. -
What would you do with yourself in utopia?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
Won't your hands be too tired to write* *see my post -
What would you do with yourself in utopia?
Monkeys Fist replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
Make ornately carved wooden stuff. In between wanks. -
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Touching cloth I reckon.
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Not me , honest Indian. Time for ........ He's a busy lad tonight.
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Que?
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I just thought you were talking out your arse Giddup!
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Blonde moment?
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It'll be the dead guinea pig he has on his head.
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Longevity is no guarantee of quality
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My local shops have a Greggs, a sandwich shop, and a Sainsburys, and the little independent bakery which has been there for years still knocks out the best mince pies I've ever had.
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Pics tomorrow of Mrs. CT's net curtains stretched across the "AstroTurf" in the garden, half a ton of strawberries and cream, and CT unconscious in the middle, pissed to fuck on Pimms and dressed in his new Tennis kit.
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"Kicked her in the Simon!"
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I heard he never shoots in the box I thangew
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Joe says " Neva fackin erd of im, next!"
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Know how to pronounce Quinoa.
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I thought he was announcing his divorce!
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
When CT reads something on a touchscreen, does he inadvertently highlight the whole thing? -
A new word has been accepted into the German dictionary. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23142660 @@Meenzer