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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Won't your hands be too tired to write* *see my post
  2. Make ornately carved wooden stuff. In between wanks.
  3. Not me , honest Indian. Time for ........ He's a busy lad tonight.
  4. I just thought you were talking out your arse Giddup!
  5. It'll be the dead guinea pig he has on his head.
  6. Longevity is no guarantee of quality
  7. My local shops have a Greggs, a sandwich shop, and a Sainsburys, and the little independent bakery which has been there for years still knocks out the best mince pies I've ever had.
  8. Pics tomorrow of Mrs. CT's net curtains stretched across the "AstroTurf" in the garden, half a ton of strawberries and cream, and CT unconscious in the middle, pissed to fuck on Pimms and dressed in his new Tennis kit.
  9. I heard he never shoots in the box I thangew
  10. Joe says " Neva fackin erd of im, next!"
  11. I thought he was announcing his divorce!
  12. When CT reads something on a touchscreen, does he inadvertently highlight the whole thing?
  13. A new word has been accepted into the German dictionary. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23142660 @@Meenzer
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